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Meatplow 08-13-2009 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442805]nobody uses enemas

for that purpose[/QUOTE]

its very well d0cumentated that women in pr0n do, esp. those who specialise in anal sex

it is often said that even if they do perform an enema a "second wind" can be experienced where a jet of buried crap still manages to expel itself from deep inside the cavity. of course, this might just be an excuse as its not exactly an enforced standard of health in the industry I believe

rasputin 08-13-2009 07:03 PM

i was gonna do anal with this chick but i told her i never wanted to talk to her again before i could putt it into her butt

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:04 PM

jesus christ man

Xplisit 08-13-2009 07:04 PM

sucks for you

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=rasputin;17442820]i was gonna do anal with this chick but i told her i never wanted to talk to her again before i could putt it into her butt[/QUOTE]same here , story of my life pretty much

xMalcolmXx 08-13-2009 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442811]i know people who pulled out too soon and **** all over the place and told their parents later that the dog did it[/QUOTE]

same thing happened to someone around here, but the dad shot the dog for it

:smoke:

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:09 PM

in this story they put the dog to sleep

Angmar 08-13-2009 07:10 PM

Hey the racism thread is gone WHY IS THIS?

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:11 PM

cause I made a thread complaining about it

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:12 PM

Alex gets shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE] done.

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:14 PM

i've got a lot of executive pull around here, what can i say

xMalcolmXx 08-13-2009 07:14 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442839]in this story they put the dog to sleep[/QUOTE]

oh no, the dog **** on the sofa, lets put it to sleep.

a real man puts a bullet in it's head

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:15 PM

loool

i think the parents put it to sleep not out of anger but because they thought there was something wrong with it

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:15 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442854]i've got a lot of executive pull around here, what can i say[/QUOTE]

Jaundice for mod '10

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:16 PM

I will count on your votes.

stevensonmat2 08-13-2009 07:17 PM

Ill run against you sorry

adb 08-13-2009 07:17 PM

and lose horribly

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:18 PM

CatfishJones for mod '15

stevensonmat2 08-13-2009 07:18 PM

I'd do better than you adb tbh

Anglachel 08-13-2009 07:19 PM

[QUOTE=malaise;17442865]CatfishJones for mod '15[/QUOTE]
lmfao will mx still be around in 15?

will we still be posting on it?

stevensonmat2 08-13-2009 07:20 PM

For my life's sake I hope not.

Anglachel 08-13-2009 07:21 PM

123

xMalcolmXx 08-13-2009 07:21 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442857]loool

i think the parents put it to sleep not out of anger but because they thought there was something wrong with it[/QUOTE]

i wouldn't put my dog to sleep for just shitting once, it must've been a recurring thing. in which case that was just shitty luck.

lol.

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:21 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17442868]lmfao will mx still be around in 15?

will we still be posting on it?[/QUOTE]

tbh if it still exists I'll probably still be posting here /:

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:22 PM

I'll have forgotten about this place in '15

trust me

Angmar 08-13-2009 07:23 PM

I want a Border Collie

[IMG]http://img2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/877835-FB.jpg[/IMG]

adb 08-13-2009 07:25 PM

[QUOTE=stevensonmat2;17442866]I'd do better than you adb tbh[/QUOTE]

who are you

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:27 PM

he's a bro

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:27 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;17442883]I want a Border Collie

[IMG]http://img2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/877835-FB.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]jew

Angmar 08-13-2009 07:28 PM

wtf f[B]u[/B]ck off non elite

xMalcolmXx 08-13-2009 07:29 PM

there has been dog discussion itt for the past 4 days

i love it!

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:29 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;17442896]wtf f[B]u[/B]ck off non elite[/QUOTE]
arent you dating a redhead or something creepy like that

js

gaslightanthem 08-13-2009 07:30 PM

[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7521/fagcircletc7.gif[/IMG]

Angmar 08-13-2009 07:30 PM

Nothing wrong with attractive redheads.

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:31 PM

I never said anything about attractive :confused:

Unnatural red or **** off non-elite

Angmar 08-13-2009 07:33 PM

Why would you want unnatural red that's gay.

Jaundice 08-13-2009 07:34 PM

It's not permanent and it doesn't come with firecrotch.

2muchket! 08-13-2009 07:35 PM

What if she looks like La Roux ?

negrodamus 08-13-2009 07:36 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;17442902]Nothing wrong with attractive redheads.[/QUOTE]

Backed. Although it is somewhat hard to come by a combination of the two.

gaslightanthem 08-13-2009 07:37 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17442909]It's not permanent and it doesn't come with firecrotch.[/QUOTE]


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