[QUOTE=illmitch;17691967]"Seriously, Eve, you were created from my third nipple," Adam ribbed.[/QUOTE]
thats the only part i got

you didn't get the cain and abel, solomon, lazarus, or jesus ones? i thought those were all pretty straightforward

a lot of those were pretty funny tbh

[QUOTE]"You know, I hate that Noah guy and big boats get my tummy churning. Weathersaurus is always wrong, anyway. Let's just hang with the unicorns," the T-Rex said dryly. [/QUOTE]made me lol

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theres so much friggin good abstract humor on mcsweeneys

"Judas, please don't kiss me. You know what this will lead to," Jesus said crossly.

:lol:

not as funny, still made me smile a little bit @ mitch

@mike: yeah that was one of the best ones

Make your own vodka sauce. Pour vodka directly onto food. Vodka sauce.

Build a treehouse for the kids.

Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: "Wow, you painted your dining room vodka?!"

i lold

cuz i ****ing hate vodka

Vodka rules fag

Odysseus

Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won't get to go home for another 10 years. FML

[QUOTE=Txus;17692021]Vodka rules fag[/QUOTE]
maybe if you have a vagina

vodka is just fine

vaginas

vodka is kinda lame

it gets you drunk tho so hey

yeah but so does BEER and whiskey

and they dont suck

vodka mixes well, thats probably its best asset

yeah def

mixing happens to be for cunts too

its just a chore to drink straight

i usually dont make mixed drinks anyway

I kinda hate you tonight andrew

why mix alcohol with other drinkz when you can mix it with drugz right

or just drink brews

D:‪

i think its more of a chore to spend time and energy mixing when the bottles right there i can just CHUG IT


and what jaundice just said

so somebody randomly put beer in our fridge

sup brujas

i tried to drink tequila with a little bit of water the other day and i threw up on my friend's sister's bed

i dont think anyone noticed

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[QUOTE=illmitch;17692047]so somebody randomly put beer in our fridge[/QUOTE]
make them regret it

thats what im doing man