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my life can't go beyond average. It has to be average or bad all the time.

There's this chic I've liked pretty much since September, I met her at college. I was first attracted to her physically, she is hot, but as I got to know her, I also liked her as a person.

Anyway, I could never seem to be able to get any moves on her. She is completely unwilling to date anybody, so there was nothing I could really do. Plus she would hit me for no reason, but it was in good fun.

Today, I find out that she dismembered someone and went to jail for it (she told me this), but wouldn't tell me more. The only reasoning she gave me was because "he was rude" and she was also talking about it in a half-hearted manner, like it wasn't a serious issue.

This creeped me out, and I started fearing for my ownself, so I slowly walked out of the library while she was busy on myspace (she didn't even notice I left) got to my car, and drove home. I'll probably never see her again, as this is finals week and we have no other classes together, and I'm transferring schools.

Anyways, I'm really depressed because I did really like her, but during that conversation I began realizing how crazy she really was (she even admitted it herself), and now I'm completely turned off to her, even as a friend. I'm grateful that she's never been to my house, so she doesn't know where I live. And I'm also grateful that I didn't get into a relationship prematurely before realizing exactly what she was capable of.

[QUOTE=Zildjian]Post pics man[/QUOTE]

I'm working on it, my computator is **** now for some reason lol.

Computator?

Su computadora no funciona.

[QUOTE=Cube]I got my year book.

My picture above my quote is me when I was about 3 laying buck naked on the couch with a huge, puffy, stuffed cat covering my crotch. =/
I was such a cute kid.


Edit: Ahahahaha.
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4670730062708691587&q=Hackley+Scho%20%20ol[/url]
I don't care if it's old.[/QUOTE]

Holy **** I stopped it after she started singing.

*Sigh* Why do people not believe me when I tell them it is impossible to play in 2 time signatures at one time? :upset:

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]my life can't go beyond average. It has to be average or bad all the time.

There's this chic I've liked pretty much since September, I met her at college. I was first attracted to her physically, she is hot, but as I got to know her, I also liked her as a person.

Anyway, I could never seem to be able to get any moves on her. She is completely unwilling to date anybody, so there was nothing I could really do. Plus she would hit me for no reason, but it was in good fun.

Today, I find out that she dismembered someone and went to jail for it (she told me this), but wouldn't tell me more. The only reasoning she gave me was because "he was rude" and she was also talking about it in a half-hearted manner, like it wasn't a serious issue.

This creeped me out, and I started fearing for my ownself, so I slowly walked out of the library while she was busy on myspace (she didn't even notice I left) got to my car, and drove home. I'll probably never see her again, as this is finals week and we have no other classes together, and I'm transferring schools.

Anyways, I'm really depressed because I did really like her, but during that conversation I began realizing how crazy she really was (she even admitted it herself), and now I'm completely turned off to her, even as a friend. I'm grateful that she's never been to my house, so she doesn't know where I live. And I'm also grateful that I didn't get into a relationship prematurely before realizing exactly what she was capable of.[/QUOTE]



Dismembered? Like cut off his ween, or chopped up his body?

That's some crazy sh[FONT="Arial"]i[/FONT]t man, I say be glad you're outta that one.

[QUOTE]Dismembered? Like cut off his ween, or chopped up his body?[/QUOTE]For the guys sake I hope she "chopped up his body".

^hahahahahaha

unfortunately, you guys are thinking too optimistically

yeah, i'm not too afriad of death, but some things.......I am....and that....is one of them.

YAY I ordered New Beats.

[QUOTE=Cube]I got my year book.

My picture above my quote is me when I was about 3 laying buck naked on the couch with a huge, puffy, stuffed cat covering my crotch. =/
I was such a cute kid.


Edit: Ahahahaha.
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4670730062708691587&q=Hackley+Scho%20%20ol[/url]
I don't care if it's old.[/QUOTE]
OH MY GOD!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!

:amaze: :amaze: :amaze: :amaze:

*shoots self in head*

[QUOTE=crazyguy832]OH MY GOD!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!

:amaze: :amaze: :amaze: :amaze:

*shoots self in head*[/QUOTE]
I thought you listened to Avenged sevenfold?

/Is dishing out the low blows tonight

[QUOTE=kingofthedrums22]YAY I ordered New Beats.[/QUOTE]

you have just done the exact opposite of dismembering somebody. I applaud you.

led zeppelin is so good. ive been getting in to them again lately.

has anyone ever heard of the band wolfmother. theyre pretty good. theyre very classic rock.

anyone have any ideas on what i should learn at my lesson on thursday

wolfmother is amazing.

[QUOTE=Loyton]Holy **** I stopped it after she started singing.[/QUOTE]
Exactly where I stopped.

Futuro, you're right, and now he realise he was thinking of polyrythms. Either that or he realized he was wrong and is trying to make you think he was thinking of polyrythms :p

Seafroggys, sorry man, that really sucks, hope you get better :chug:

-DM

[QUOTE=Futuro]I thought you listened to Avenged sevenfold?

/Is dishing out the low blows tonight[/QUOTE]
Haha, USED TO.

:smash:

[QUOTE]Futuro, you're right, and now he realise he was thinking of polyrythms. Either that or he realized he was wrong and is trying to make you think he was thinking of polyrythms[/QUOTE]Yeah I know Im right.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Yeah I know Im right.[/QUOTE]
There you go so who cares.

-DM

[QUOTE=drummonkey000]There you go so who cares.

-DM[/QUOTE]Me. Seriously, I hate when people say that they can play in 3/4 and 4/4.

UGH Makes them look like an idiot.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Me. Seriously, I hate when people say that they can play in 3/4 and 4/4.

UGH Makes them look like an idiot.[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean, after a while if they just keep rambling on, saying the same thing over and over and have no new fact based arguments for yours, I just tell them so.

-DM

Wolfmother's pretty good. You WM fans need to check out Mody Lemon!


Doesn't the wolfmother drummer have big round badges? they sound sweet on all the albums.

I'm not a big fan of wolf mother, I did'nt like that song "woman"..unless they have bettter songs...that I just havn't heard yet

[QUOTE=drummonkey000]I know what you mean, after a while if they just keep rambling on, saying the same thing over and over and have no new fact based arguments for yours, I just tell them so.

-DM[/QUOTE]No new facts huh? haha They have not had one fact correct yet.


Im finding it funny actually, the guy has 34,000+ posts and doesnt know basic theory. Me thinks he should spend less time on here and more time learning.

So my dog likes to chase, swim after, capture and then kill ducks. Here's some shots from earlier today..

[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck1.jpg[/url]
[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck3.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Josiah]So my dog likes to chase, swim after, capture and then kill ducks. Here's some shots from earlier today..

[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck1.jpg[/url]
[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://josiahmicheletti.com/ozzyduck3.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Haha nice! Big dog :cool: I like big dogs.

My cat used to be the most retarded of cats.

Then he caught a mouse.

And 3 birds.

I'm afraid he's going to kill a bunny next =(

So I got back from Wakarusa today. For anyone who doesn't know, Wakarusa is a pretty good sized music festival consisting of like 80+ bands, mostly jambands, located in Kansas. Saw some great acts, but my favorites were Les Claypool, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, and Buckethead, who owned completely. He was absolutely insane, really intense. By far my favorite of the whole thing. He's an amazing player.

So yeah, had an awesome 4 days, if anyone cares. It totally ruled.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Im finding it funny actually, the guy has 34,000+ posts and doesnt know basic theory. Me thinks he should spend less time on here and more time learning.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, I go [url=http://www.peabody.jhu.edu/]here[/url] for my music classes. I got a 5 on the AP Theory test and had the highest grades in all of my theory classes.

Yep, I sure don't know anything about theory :-\

At least I don't run off to a circlejerk community thread and cry like a little bitch :-)

[QUOTE=Atman]Hehe, I go [url=http://www.peabody.jhu.edu/]here[/url] for my music classes. I got a 5 on the AP Theory test and had the highest grades in all of my theory classes.

Yep, I sure don't know anything about theory :-\

At least I don't run off to a circlejerk community thread and cry like a little bitch :-)[/QUOTE]
Oh I wasn't crying. But I was pointing out the fact that playing in multiple time signatures simultaneously does not work. I could care less who taught you otherwise.

Go tell that to Bartok, Glass, or even, Meshuggah :-\

[QUOTE=Atman]Go tell that to Bartok, Glass, or even, Meshuggah :-\[/QUOTE]
Get it through your skull! You cannot play 2 time signatures simultaneuosly as a drummer.

Could you please show us some actual written music, or perhaps even write some outyourself that uses this multiple time signature theory?



By the way, here's the dictionary deffinition of the term time signature, I'm sure you'll find it the same in your peabody texts -

[B]
time signature[/B]
[I]n.[/I] [U][I]Music[/I][/U] A sign placed on a staff to indicate the meter, commonly a numerical fraction of which the numerator is the number of beats per measure and the denominator represents the kind of note getting one beat.


Now how can you have 2 of those at the same time? Further more, if some of the greatest and most complex pieces of music we know of, can be written in a single time signature, as they are.. then again, how does this other theory work?

Are you saying messugah is more complex then Bach? Rachmaninoff?


Anyone who knows anything about music theory knows a simple truth, [I]anything[/I] can be written in the Key of C and in 4/4.

lmao bach and rachmaninoff are not some of the most complex pieces of music out there ahahahah

oh lord you guys crack me up

i just IM'd another excellent drummer i know and he said yes :-O

i'm not making this up honestly if you guys can prove me wrong i will gladly and immediately admit i was wrong

[QUOTE=Atman][B]lmao bach and rachmaninoff are not some of the most complex pieces of music out there ahahahah[/B]

oh lord you guys crack me up

i just IM'd another excellent drummer i know and he said yes :-O[/QUOTE]You didnt see the point there Sluggo.


[QUOTE]i'm not making this up honestly if you guys can prove me wrong i will gladly and immediately admit i was wrong[/QUOTE]Your arguing with a dictionary and common sense damnit!

sorta like how you're ignoring my points fagturo ohhh look how clever i am

Bach wrote the book on music theory dude.

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]Bach wrote the book on music theory dude.[/QUOTE]

actually he didn't

see: western ethnomusicology