...man.

Rep to the first person to give me the original artist and album name that that song came from. :)

cantaloupe..

Island...

What the hell quit spamming a[size=2]s[/size]sholes. Your setting a bad example.

Isn't watermelon a Herbie Hancock song :o
Edit: lol... I looked it up and its the songs called Watermelon Man. So now I see why you put "man"

You'd better not be talking to me. If you are, then you look like an idiot since this thread is basically about spam. Look through the last few pages.

These aren't random words btw, they are very famous fusion songs.

[QUOTE=DuncTheToolaphile]Isn't watermelon a Herbie Hancock song :o[/QUOTE]

Mr. Hancock never penned a song called Watermelon, if that's what you're asking.


EDIT: That's alright then :p

I just discovered that I have rather decent relative pitch.

lol I'm kidding, I'm not new here joe :p
notice how I spammed... then others spammed because of it... then I blamed you for setting a bad example.
Noone ever gets my stupid jokes!
The CD is Head Hunters! I win! :p

:p Enjoy your rep...

Now I'm up to 22 points :o

[QUOTE=DubyaJoe]:p Enjoy your rep...[/QUOTE]
You know, sometimes I think I say the coolest things, and you're never around, so I never get rep.




Maybe you'll give me some if I tell you a joke.



*ahem




A Tom-Tom, Bass Drum, and Crash Cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSH!!!

194 :cool:

:smash:

lol I'm using that joke on my drummer :p

[QUOTE=AlmightyPancake]You know, sometimes I think I say the coolest things, and you're never around, so I never get rep.




Maybe you'll give me some if I tell you a joke.



*ahem




A Tom-Tom, Bass Drum, and Crash Cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSH!!![/QUOTE]


:lol: Aaahh the old ones truly are the best. Rep++ :thumb:


EDIT: Oooooh! You've got a Winters Custom don't you? Are the recordings still floating abooot?

[QUOTE=DuncTheToolaphile]lol I'm using that joke on my drummer :p[/QUOTE]
What do you call cheese that is owned by someone other than you?


NAT-CHO CHEESE!

ooooooooooooooooooooo i've got 22 now too.

Oh god.....if only I could remove rep quicker than every 30 posts..:lol:

EDIT: To the cheese joke...

[QUOTE=AlmightyPancake]ooooooooooooooooooooo i've got 22 now too.[/QUOTE]
Just think, if our goal was 44 rep points we would be halfway there! :o

[QUOTE=DuncTheToolaphile]Just think, if our goal was 44 rep points we would be halfway there! :o[/QUOTE]
Who says mine isn't?


A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "get out, we don't serve food in here!"



:amaze:

No no no no no no no no no no please stop! :lol:

Actually these are quite funny...but I'm still cringing :lol:

I'm sure you've heard this but just in case...
Whats the difference between your bass and a women?
No matter how much you slap your bass it won't make you a sandwhich.
I'm off to school bye.

[QUOTE=DubyaJoe]No no no no no no no no no no please stop! :lol:

Actually these are quite funny...but I'm still cringing :lol:[/QUOTE]
One more for good luck...



I went over to my mother's house for thanksgiving and asked her to pass the salt, but it came out "Thanks for ruining my childhood, you b*tch!"

Noooo you rushed it and you ruined it! :lol:

It is..


ahem...

A guy (John) walks into work one morning to find his colleague (Jack) giggling to himself at his desk. He asks him what's so funny, to which he replies:

"Oh nothing I just had a funny Freudian slip this morning!"

The guy, confused, asks "What's a freudian slip Jack"?

Jack explains, "Well it's when you try to say something to somebody but what comes out is what's really on your mind. Like this morning, I went up into the doughnut store to get a couple of huge muffins, but when I saw the very attractive young waitress, I asked for a couple of huge boobs."

So the following day, the same thing happens but this time John struts in giggling to himself. Jack asks him what's so funny and he replies:

"Well I had one of your freudian slips this morning! I was sitting at breakfast like normal and I meant to ask my wife to pass the milk, but instead I said 'F*ck you, you fat b*tch you ruined my life.'".

mmmhmm

Those triple whoppers are something

:lol: :lol:


I hadn't heard it that way.



:thumb:

Oh by the way

Im off suicide watch so now I can go to school and choke the bitch that ratted me out :D

:lol: Off suicide watch, onto death row!

Haha, it's good that you get to go back to school. You got your basses back yet?

i dont understand this thread ?
what's it about? :\

Its devoted to insulting Bob.

:smash:

My parents never took my basses cuz they fear Im unstable... :lol:

Soup got a new fretless though :upset:

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte]My parents never took my basses cuz they fear Im unstable... :lol:

Soup got a new fretless though :upset:[/QUOTE]

what's this thing about suicide watch? they fear you're suicidal?

I tried killing myself 6 or 7 months ago so the school made me go to a doctor and get a note saying I wouldnt kill myself..

[QUOTE=ziGGy-real]i dont understand this thread ?
what's it about? :\[/QUOTE]

Yeah, insulting Bob, and i'm Bob. Give it your best shot.


@nisakss: Nah, it's cause he's unbelievably bad at bass, they think he might kill himself. JOKE :p I'm sure he's a very competent low-ender. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte]the school made me go to a doctor and get a note saying I wouldnt kill myself..[/QUOTE]

:lol: retards

my mom thinks Im the greatest bassist ever, it bothers me :upset:

I try explaining to her that Im nothing special, I even had sade slap wank for her, but damn..

Yeah, Sade was wanking while we were on YIM yesterday....then he played some nice bass after it :amaze:

And i'm not joking...I can only hope he was...

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte]my mom thinks Im the greatest bassist ever, it bothers me :upset:

I try explaining to her that Im nothing special, I even had sade slap wank for her, but damn..[/QUOTE]
It's called pride.

[QUOTE=AlmightyPancake]It's called pride.[/QUOTE]
It just bothers me cuz she starts shit with it. Like she went to church and told the bassist "You need to let my son play hes better than you"

That guy had been playing for 10 years, he could spank me so unbelievably fast =/

EDIT: Did I mention I hate the censoring system? -_-

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte]It just bothers me cuz she starts shit with it. Like she went to church and told the bassist "You need to let my son play hes better than you"

That guy had been playing for 10 years, he could spank me so unbelievably fast =/

EDIT: Did I mention I hate the censoring system? -_-[/QUOTE]
Take it in stride rather than shying from it. You'll never find that much faith from any other human. Ever.