I'm posting from Law lesson.
It's still bloody awful weather outside and I can't be arsed with work, so MX and Morbid Angel will reign supreme!

NP-Morbid Angel- Blasphemy

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]bastard fuk /jealous


well, at least my girl had the entire symphony X band wanting her steez when i was getting my CD signed....


she bet me 100 bucks she could get back stage. I asked "can i go back stage too?"

she said "no"[/QUOTE]

:lol: That's just screwed.

My band, 3 of us have chicks...one of us is whipped :lol: (not me, haha no damn way) ...but she needs to go man, hahaha she just takes him away from the band to much. Therefore she must be either

a) Decimated or
b) Dickwhipped.

And I know the perfect candidate to perform choice b.

[QUOTE=KoD]Indeed I do. I know someone that plays the banjo [/QUOTE]

I'd actually want to learn how to play it...

my girl gives me crap about playing all the time...


the trick is : not to care

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]my girl gives me crap about playing all the time...


the trick is : not to care[/QUOTE]

My girl's pretty enthusiastic about us playing...that is kinda how we met, too...but we'd try to call the whipped one because we have practice and we practice at his house and he wouldn't be at home when we get there, and it turns out he's at the mall spending time with his girlfriend. He's just fricken' obsessed or something :lol:

pussie whipped....



yea, my girl was worried id join a band and get a bunch of bitches and ditch her....


man, she IS smart :lol:

:lol:

/doesn't have girlfriend OR band :upset:

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]pussie whipped....



yea, my girl was worried id join a band and get a bunch of bitches and ditch her....


man, she IS smart :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: Ba-dum-kish!

[QUOTE=AR]/doesn't have girlfriend OR band [/QUOTE]

/pulls out the world's smallest violen and plays "My Heart Bleeds For You"

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]:lol:

/doesn't have girlfriend OR band :upset:[/QUOTE]
me neither, though I do have a date to Sadi Hawkins(sp?)

yea, her relentless force driving me to stay awake this morning was definitely making me wig the fuk out.


then im TOTALLY up, and shes like "you can go back to sleep"

as if it were even a possiblity...


remedy : Mesa Mark IV --> Gib LP classic :thumb:

[QUOTE]Dear Securus wankers,

It has come to my attention that you are a bunch of bastards, who have a violation detected message when I do the slightest thing, and as This document contains the words “fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]” and “cu[COLOR="White"]n[/COLOR]t” I hope you take a photo of it with your screen detection of gayness machine. I personally find you to be the biggest bunch of odious fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]ers I have ever heard of and your bastard program that makes it impossible to browse the internet on perfectly innocent sites without having this pissy screen popping up every two fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]ing seconds is a completely idiotic invention.

I hope you all fuc[COLOR="white"]k[/COLOR] off and have sex with donkeys, as that’s you do anyway of a weekend,
Yours sincerely, Oliver Lazzari

PS-fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR] you! [/QUOTE]
I am letting the people who repeatedly disrupt my internet browsing by photographing the screen take a picture of [I]this...[/I]

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I am letting the people who repeatedly disrupt my internet browsing by photographing the screen take a picture of [I]this...[/I][/QUOTE]

What the hell was that?

im confused more by his response, then the posted letter

[QUOTE=ICB]What the hell was that?[/QUOTE]
Well, every time I am on a computer at school, and a word the monitoring system deems innapropriate appears, a white screen appears, telling me that a photo has been taken of the screen I was browsing, this is of course an incredibly irritating form of popup.

So I let them photograph my little message for them there.

Oh, ok :lol: Good going, man.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Well, every time I am on a computer at school, and a word the monitoring system deems innapropriate appears, a white screen appears, telling me that a photo has been taken of the screen I was browsing, this is of course an incredibly irritating form of popup.

So I let them photograph my little message for them there.[/QUOTE]



BRILLIANT (guiness style)



if you could possibly photoshop something of the dean/principal, then the would be the icing

(OFF TOPIC)

<--avatar change :p

You may now resume talking about more-but less-important crap.

It was a job to mess around with the filter to post it here though...

since it doesn't let you size quick replies it kind of got irritating and will be annoying for anyone looking at it with a white MX skin.

i noticed it instantly..


reminds me of the dude from "devil's rejects" that talks about chicken sex. That scene is WAYyYYyyy too much information then i EVER wanted to know on the subject...

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i noticed it instantly..


reminds me of the dude from "devil's rejects" that talks about chicken sex. That scene is WAYyYYyyy too much information then i EVER wanted to know on the subject...[/QUOTE]

:lol: That scene was just way too awkward. There were probably a couple of rednecks in the theater (how they could afford to get in puzzles me) shouting "Woooooo GIT R DONE! *waves confederate flag t-shirt).

Wow 2 crappy threads in a row. Havent seen that in a while.

/10 till 10k

haha...

i mean, that movie is pretty graphic, but for me, that scene was earth-shattering.

He just goes into details that paint mental pictures that are far from desireable.



I CANT POKE OUT MY MINDS EYE!!!! DAMMIT!

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes]Wow 2 crappy threads in a row. Havent seen that in a while.

/10 till 10k[/QUOTE]

ZOMG and ZOMG.

2,400 to 10k

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes]Wow 2 crappy threads in a row. Havent seen that in a while.

/10 till 10k[/QUOTE]


i totally forgot about my 10k...


ill celebrate 11,111 instead

Bah, off to second block...see y'all later.

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes]me neither, though I do have a date to Sadi Hawkins(sp?)[/QUOTE]

Whoaaaaaaaa. When is your Sadie Hawkins dance? Ours were always in February, even though I never went (h5)

Apocalyptic Raids, (h5) to you as well, for I have neither a band nor a girlfriend.

(h5) to all. I finally finished that gargantuan Holocaust paper. Approximately 11,000 words and six hours of sleep later, I'm golden.

[QUOTE=Jom](h5)[/QUOTE]

Was that a high five or are we simulating Battleship?

/stupid remark of the day

[QUOTE=ICB]Was that a high five or are we simulating Battleship?

/stupid remark of the day[/QUOTE]

Oh, you don't know what (h5) is? I'll show you. Hang on.

[QUOTE=ICB]Was that a high five or are we simulating Battleship?

/stupid remark of the day[/QUOTE]


well, he would have to be the worst ever (3 indentical guesses)

[QUOTE=Jom]Oh, you don't know what (h5) is? I'll show you. Hang on.[/QUOTE]

Me= clueless to the world.

[QUOTE=ICB]Me= clueless to the world.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/h5dood.jpg[/url]

I just sunk your Battleship.

[QUOTE=Jom][url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/h5dood.jpg[/url]

I just sunk your Battleship.[/QUOTE]

That was lame.

NP: I'm being a smartass to my teacher.

/rebel ++

[QUOTE]Apocalyptic Raids, (h5) to you as well, for I have neither a band nor a girlfriend[/QUOTE]
/has band
/hopes to soon have Girlfriend, going well this time though :)

NP-Cradle of filth-cruelty brought thee orchids

I just won the Mystery MXer game in The Pit. I freakin' rule :cool:

what is it/ what did you win?

[QUOTE=Jom]I just won the Mystery MXer game in The Pit. I freakin' rule [/QUOTE]

Hmm, maybe I should have shown an interest in it, but meh.

Good song, Ollie.

Want an interesting read?

[url]http://www.blog.myspace.com/19494653[/url]

Just me and a couple friends talking about the idiots that infest this region...

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]what is it/ what did you win?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=410004[/url]

Pastorius brought this game back. I was the first to follow all the clues and all that.

I didn't really win anything except the right to make a game similar to it :(

Of course, what kind of award do you expect for being able to use the search function? Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Jom]Of course, what kind of award do you expect for being able to use the search function? Hahaha.[/QUOTE]

A pat on the back?

[QUOTE=ICB]Hmm, maybe I should have shown an interest in it, but meh.

Good song, Ollie.

Want an interesting read?

[url]http://www.blog.myspace.com/19494653[/url]

Just me and a couple friends talking about the idiots that infest this region...[/QUOTE]
Brilliant song, love the drumming at the start especially.

Your link...(adopts mexican accent) she no work...

[QUOTE=Jom][url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=410004[/url]

Pastorius brought this game back. I was the first to follow all the clues and all that.

I didn't really win anything except the right to make a game similar to it :(

Of course, what kind of award do you expect for being able to use the search function? Hahaha.[/QUOTE]


personally, i think it deserves a fukking medal. I can NEVER get that search engine thingy to work 2/10 times :lol:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Brilliant song, love the drumming at the start especially.

Your link...(adopts mexican accent) she no work...[/QUOTE]

Try this
[url]http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=19494653&blogID=58667521&Mytoken=CED06623-1BA0-420C-901AA98439BE3E07136854078[/url]

or [url]http://blog.myspace.com/surdin_joe[/url]