[QUOTE=jesusfinger]What? No, a chode is a penis that's wider than it is long. Like a tin of sweetcorn or a circular washing basket

You're thinking of a gooch[/QUOTE]
Its also called a choda, theres always a lot of arguements about it (strange I know)

Good references though

Christ Adam, you tard.

The area between your scrotum and rectum is a guiche, not a chode....

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[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]Its also called a choda, theres always a lot of arguements about it (strange I know)

Good references though[/QUOTE]

:cool:

My friend got 'chode' tattooed on his upper thigh

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Fine, I'll be the willay

2 things, why are swear words being censored at this time, and why do tv channels have to use a high pitched beep!

lol

FOAD

It's so horrible up here today, I just want to curl back up in my nice warm bed.

I just hope it's not raining when I have to walk up the road because I don't have an umbrella :(
Morning all

Mornin' Folken.

How's stuff?

Morning thread.

I feel quite ill today.

:upset:

morning

i have horrible toothache :upset:

:( Have you seen a dentist?

That sucks Mish.

I'm just sitting here listening to Running Wild and reading.

i hate dentists so no :(

it sucks horrible, but im sure watching this awesome show will help

[QUOTE=mish_a7x]i hate dentists so no :(

it sucks horrible, but im sure watching this awesome show will help[/QUOTE]


Deal of no deal?
:p

I love that.

The Jeremy Kyle Show :cool:

[QUOTE=mish_a7x]The Jeremy Kyle Show :cool:[/QUOTE]

pfft.

Trishia ftw!

nah that went down hill when it moved to channel 5

:upset:

What about This Morning, is that still on, Phillip Schofield is ace

yeah its on after TJKS on channel 3

I miss morning tv :upset:

mid afternoon tv sucks though.

There is actually nothing on.
Apart from today

Germany v Argentina 3pm :cool:

Argentina, i'd rather have Germany out now tbh

wtf

The radio commentary is so much better, because Alan Green is Godly, but you can't do that trick of having the sound off on the TV and the radio on, because the radio commontary is 30 seconds behind the TV broadcast:mad:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]The radio commentary is so much better, because Alan Green is Godly, but you can't do that trick of having the sound off on the TV and the radio on, because the radio commontary is 30 seconds behind the TV broadcast:mad:[/QUOTE]

Red button ftw

Though im usually loud enough during matches to be the commentary. Im the worst person to watch football with

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making fudge as you might have guessed.

Agreed, red button ftw




NP: The Dubliner - Wild Rover


Irish folk music ftw

OMG ADAM, (proberly in bed, but w/e)

Heywood is on the news, AGIAN. WTF.

LES CLAYPOOLS BOOK'S OUT!!! :eek:

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Red button ftw

Though im usually loud enough during matches to be the commentary. Im the worst person to watch football with[/QUOTE]
Heheh, I know what it's like, I swear alot normally, but I raise my rate to four cu[SIZE="2"]n[/SIZE]ts every 30 seconds, and that's a record even Peter Stringfellow would be proud of (I'm sorry, that joke was too bad to miss out on.)

And I don't have digital TV, so no red button for me:(

Oh man what a crappy two days it's been without football.
I'm addicted to it now :(

Prom Night tonight :eek:

o.0 are you and firecrackercheese at the same school?

I don't think so, I'm sure he would have made a pass at her by now if they were.

Maybe she's pregnant! :eek:

I bumped into/couldn't get away from one of the fat chavs from my high school on the bus a couple of days ago, so I had to talk about stuff. Me and my lot: I'm going to university next year, I'm in an ace band, got a good job, Johnny's teaching in New Zealand, Michael's saling across the Atlantic in a pirate ship again ...

Her: Sits alone at home all day every day, watching the first series of Angry Kid again and again, and still laughing.

And half my year is now pregnant for the second or third time. High school was a terrible place. Everyone except about five of us completely sucked lol

Yeah, I'm pretty lucky that I don't have that many of those Idiots in my year, certainly not any more, all the chavs dropped out after GCSE, but there were a few stayed on in the year below, and there's just a massive amount of them in the lower school, that's why I'm so nice to the cooler kids in the lower years, they're a few among a sea of little wankers.

The percentage has seriously gone up in the five years since I started there.
But that's it, not my problem any more, It's my little brother I feel sorry for:(

NP-Tool-Reflection

Yeah, I'm worried for my little sister :( she's 8 years old and wanting to go to my old school which has become a bit of a chav-fest since my year left.

EDIT: 9, sorry

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]o.0 are you and firecrackercheese at the same school?[/QUOTE]
Nah, doesn't she live in like Dorset or something?

That's outside hertfordshire I believe so therefore is miles away.

Yeah, I didn't think you did, only she just said her prom's tonight too

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