Is anyone actually reading all those posts?

Yeah. She's a cool cat...

I don't expect anyone is reading them all. I'm having fun, though, at least trying to communicate on some level. Plus, had to make up for not posting for the last ten years...


[QUOTE=Haz;18722355]Man Crazy![/QUOTE]

Yes, is true. There's not a hell of a lot else going on in this plane of existence...

14 youtube pages x 650 favourites = 9100

why do you need literally over 9000 favorite videos

I currently have nearly 600 Youtube favourites, so I kind of understand where she's coming from. 14 accounts is madness, though.

bullshit i've linked you to things before

i wanna stick it in your black metal pooper

ablazeinmynorthernhi: There's not a hell of a lot else going on in this butthol of existence...

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18722078]hey man you guys remember that time I said Transilvanian Hunger sounded like a Blink 182 album lol[/QUOTE]

gonna fight you

lol so hard

[QUOTE=Haz;18722552]bullshit i've linked you to things before[/QUOTE]

i never watched any of them unless i was robotripping

I still think that bm girl is a really bizarre/elaborate gimmick

i doubt she's a gimmick so much as directly involved in advertising or just some girl who's really really really obsessed with black metal videos on youtube

hiring some bitch to advertise your black metal on a forum isnt very kvlt

Mayhem softened up a lot after they all killed each other over some occult bullshit in the 90s

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18722753]I still think that bm girl is a really bizarre/elaborate gimmick[/QUOTE]

backed

she just wants to get fucked by some true kult guys like me and justin

sorry blockhead you're not kult enough

"she"

shes not even kvlt

She reminds me of this socially awkward metal girl I know who is obsessed with Polish bands and carries a stuffed octopus with her to all the shows she goes to.

lol

[QUOTE=Angmar;18722826]She reminds me of this socially awkward metal girl I know who is obsessed with Polish bands and carries a stuffed octopus with her to all the shows she goes to.[/QUOTE]

by any chance does she call the octopus Henry

cause if so we used to hook up

Nah it's name is Sparky.

does she have facebook i could probably set her straight

OMG, how am I supposed to keep my trap shut, when you guys always saying such interesting things...?


[QUOTE=zinc;18722529]14 youtube pages x 650 favourites = 9100

why do you need literally over 9000 favorite videos[/QUOTE]

I realized I could use up 650 favorites on just Patti Smith, alone...


[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18722530]i want to be sexually involved with you at this point in time[/QUOTE]

OMG...me too...


[QUOTE=Countorus;18722618]ablazeinmynorthernhi: There's not a hell of a lot else going on in this butthol of existence...[/QUOTE]

...and, that's my point, exactly!!


[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18722753]I still think that bm girl is a really bizarre/elaborate gimmick[/QUOTE]

I told you what the gimmick was, trying to find an actually smokin' guitar player...


[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18722758]i doubt she's a gimmick so much as directly involved in advertising or just some girl who's really really really obsessed with black metal videos on youtube[/QUOTE]

...you might want to assume the second one is true...

..and, no, publicity is not bad...


[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18722761]hiring some bitch to advertise your black metal on a forum isnt very kvlt[/QUOTE]

You're right, it wouldn't be...


[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18722770]Mayhem softened up a lot after they all killed each other over some occult bullshit in the 90s[/QUOTE]

Yes, they all killed each other. That's exactly what happened. (Yooou're trying to slip me up, aren't you...?)


[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18722824]shes not even kvlt[/QUOTE]

You're right. I am so not Kvlt...sigh...but, opposites attract...


[QUOTE=Angmar;18722826]She reminds me of this socially awkward metal girl I know who is obsessed with Polish bands and carries a stuffed octopus with her to all the shows she goes to.[/QUOTE]

I have a horsey...but I generally leave it at home...


Let me put it into perspective, for you. Here are some pictures of my first band. Not very kvlt, lol, but I venture to say the only other gal playing drums in a band with only guys at that point in time was Sheila E...Sheila E, and me...

Not exactly edgy, to say the least. The performance art was where we actually broke through it all. I'm trying to find some good pictures from that time that might be a tad more impressive. Maybe I can find the picture I took of Monte Cazazza, or the picture of me, from People Mag, dripping candle wax on Tim Oneill's stomach...now, that's impressive, (well, to me, anyway, since I love archaic badass moments)...

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18722915]Mayhem is doing a show in New Orleans in a couple weeks,

if you can make that travel i would totally participate in occult sexual practices with you[/QUOTE]


Well, I'm gonna have some pleasant fantasies, tonight...

haha me too

i masturbated to bailey jay today

Monte Cazazza reference

is this an alex alt

[QUOTE=Haz;18722952]Monte Cazazza reference

is this an alex alt[/QUOTE]

Tee...I so love this...

Who the frick is Alex?

I swear, I'm going to use 'Alex' as an epithet, from now on, I swear...

Alex, jezuzz, stand up and tell them I'm not you...

I told my sound guy, "They don't think I'm real. They think I'm, like, this guy named...Alex"...

He said, "Well, that's kind of a weird compliment, in a way"...but, who the hell would make up a person like me...? Jeeps...

post a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says "i love mx" then i'll believe you

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18722996]post a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says "i love mx" then i'll believe you[/QUOTE]

That is a really complicated way of doing that, but I promise I will think on it, as soon as I figure out what 'mx' means...am a little slow, by now, you see...

You know, I gotta have some admiration for this guy Alex, if you think so much of him that you believe he would be so dedicated as to come up with something like 35 YouTube pages, trying to perpetuate this female performance artist persona, (including the soap opera pages, hee.) I mean, what guy would even bother to do that?

I promise I will post some vids of myself, as soon as I get this tech stuff down a little better, and can get some real art vids happening...but, by then, it will be all anti-climactic, and all about just another ol' lady thing, or whatever...and this is just so much more fun, I gotta tell ya. If I'd really wanted to perpetuate something, I would have tried to pretend I was younger, but, then I wouldn't be able to ever talk about the cool things that really happened then...

I mean, who else is even going to know what I'm talking about, but the f-ing elite, right here...?

what are your favorite bm albums

that girls got issues

[QUOTE=Stevie;18723146]that girls got issues[/QUOTE]

I don't have issues. Well, not about you guys. I think you're all really great. That's all I've ever said about you, isn't it? If I get worked up, it's just because I'm having fun, and all the male energy around here is very lovely. I thought this was the place to come and talk about our edgy art...


[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18723039]what are your favorite bm albums[/QUOTE]

That's a hard question. I find it hard to even pick a favorite band, because there's so many amazing ones. It I had to just pick from the first ones that come to mind, I would have to say a toss up between A Blaze in the Northern Sky, and Fimbulwinter, Servants of Sorcery...

...I don't own any of those albums, though, but I'll bet one of you guys do. I spend all my extra money on music equipment, lately, and for the dang internet, hee...concert tickets, and tee shirts, whenever possible...

mmm male energy

[QUOTE=Haz;18723334]mmm male energy[/QUOTE]


mmm...

[QUOTE=ablazeinmynorthernhi;18722994]I told my sound guy, "They don't think I'm real. They think I'm, like, this guy named...Alex"...

He said, "Well, that's kind of a weird compliment, in a way"...but, who the hell would make up a person like me...? Jeeps...[/QUOTE]

stranger things have happened with this boy

[QUOTE=Haz;18723358]stranger things have happened with this boy[/QUOTE]


Well, you've got me thinking he's got to be at least a little interesting. I mean, how many people even know who Monte Cazazza is?

...referring to those outside of these walls, of course...but, I certainly won't pry. Sounds a bit sensitive subject...

probably everyone in the industrial thread