[QUOTE=Cube]You try so hard it makes me giggle a little.[/QUOTE]

You know you love me

You know everyone is gonna ask for pictures, right?

...?

sup pespi?

[QUOTE=Ming-a-Ling]You know you love me[/QUOTE]
Well, I wouldn't call it love.
Love is defined as a deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
When I'm with you, it's more a case of me being put in a mindless stupor because of your unsurpassable stench of tacos, hot dogs, and pee pee.

[QUOTE=Cube][url]http://www.geocities.com/licia_north/eowyn-07.jpeg[/url]

I'd do her.
She just has a very distinct bone structure.
She's like, hella butch, and I love the butch girls.

All of the chicks in LOTR weren't particularly 'hot' except for Arwen, but Galadriel still turned me on the most.
[url]http://www.mwolson.org/static/quizzes/galadriel.png[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/marg_helgenberger/enlarge/marg_helgenberger_9.jpg[/url]
She's like 56, Total milf...

Pessi needs some sort of MX initiation, I don't think she quite understands this place yet.

You have no idea how much that scares me.

You said nobody wants to f[B]u[/B]ck you, so someone is bound to ask for a picture so we can either laugh and make spoofs of you for eternity, or the much more likely try to make you feel better.

And nothing, Aaron, dear.
You?

Oi, I never said THAT.

I just said most people don't feel like turning a straight person gay, or visa versa.

[QUOTE=PunkRockLove][url]http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/marg_helgenberger/enlarge/marg_helgenberger_9.jpg[/url]
She's like 56, Total milf...[/QUOTE]
Milfdom is out, because Angelina Jolie had a kid.
Like, squeezed one out of her vagina, not adopted some little monkey.
So that world is a tad expired.

[QUOTE=Pessi]See, toldja she wouldn't want to =/

Most people don't.[/QUOTE]

Pics please :D

[SIZE="1"]just kidding[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Cube]Well, I wouldn't call it love.
Love is defined as a deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
When I'm with you, it's more a case of me being put in a mindless stupor because of your unsurpassable stench of tacos, hot dogs, and pee pee.[/QUOTE]

You said you liked the hot dogs...

...NO!
Dont ever say that again...
EDIT:To Pespi.

No, Pessi.
He's not kidding. He's 46 years old, married to a 19 year old white girl from Kentucky that he impregnated while he was out on a statutory rape spree, and he's getting bored with her. He's searching for some impressionable young doll again. If you give him a picture, it's like signing your life away.

And he's into cat sex.



And I did not. Fatty.

She's from Wisconsin. Get your facts straight or keep your mouth shut.

Oh yeah, I forgot you don't like hot dogs. You prefer stuffing your face with fist after fist of ground up cow.

[SIZE="1"]haha, cat sex. [/SIZE]

=/
I had a hamburger tonight.

Did I tell you? I female-ejaculated on Janna's face last night.
The pictures will be up later.

Signing my life away?

Well. I'd best keep my pictures far away from this forum then.

[QUOTE=Cube]You said nobody wants to f[B]u[/B]ck you, so someone is bound to ask for a picture so we can either laugh and make spoofs of you for eternity, or the much more likely try to make you feel better.

And nothing, Aaron, dear.
You?[/QUOTE]
not alot really. at work, but too stressed to get anything done. i hate end-of-fin year. i was shaking yesterday.

You aren't particularly enthused with me, are you, Pessi?


I hate el fin del ano, too.
I've got so much review work crammed up my bung that its not even funny.

[QUOTE=Cube]=/
I had a hamburger tonight.

Did I tell you? I female-ejaculated on Janna's face last night.
The pictures will be up later.[/QUOTE]

That's all you ever have.

So that's what that was. I thought our room smelled like lamisil and cat pee.

[QUOTE=Cube]I hate el fin del ano, too.
I've got so much review work crammed up my bung that its not even funny.[/QUOTE]
yeah. i had a grown man crying to me yesterday, it sucked and really freaked me out.

Lamisil?
Please. I use tough actin' Tinactin, beeyotch.

Not enthused, yet, not horribly unenthused either.

About what? Did you dump him?

Edit: Oh. Well, I hope you don't turn into Zildjian or the like, atleast.
Pespi haters are f[B]a[/B]ggots.

Intresting. I read 3 pages back and still do not know what we are talking about.

It's kind of silly to hate people via internet =/

[QUOTE=Pessi]Not enthused, yet, not horribly unenthused either.[/QUOTE]

Just wait till you get to know her. She grows on you like herpes. You can sometimes suppress her, but never really get rid of her.

Sounds like an interesting little relationship you guys got goin' on there.

It is.

But it makes me feel big.
I'm much more swift in text rather than speech.

Edit: I'm so slooow.


And stop talking about your crotch, Jeremy.

[QUOTE=Cube]It is.

But it makes me feel big.
I'm much more swift in text rather than speech.

Edit: I'm so slooow.


And stop talking about your crotch, Jeremy.[/QUOTE]

I can't help it if that's where you always gravitate our conversations to.

She may claim to be swift in text, but you should see her attempts at insulting me via Monkey Mail. It's pathetic really. I felt kinda sorry for her.

I've told you time and time again.
Just because I use words you don't understand, it doesn't mean my monk-emails are lame. It's not my fault you collapse into hysterics every time I tell you to set the taco down.
Is that really all beaner humor can amount to?

[QUOTE=Cube]About what? Did you dump him?

Edit: Oh. Well, I hope you don't turn into Zildjian or the like, atleast.
Pespi haters are f[B]a[/B]ggots.[/QUOTE]
no no, i manage his rehab and he is going in for surgery monday.

Oh. Isn't it hard to be in rehab and be subjected to morphine, though?


Ah. I have to go to bed.
I'm all riled up now. Ta ta.

[QUOTE=Cube]I've told you time and time again.
Just because I use words you don't understand, it doesn't mean my monk-emails are lame. It's not my fault you collapse into hysterics every time I tell you to set the taco down.
Is that really all beaner humor can amount to?[/QUOTE]

Big words and taco jokes aside, a bad monkey mail is a bad monkey mail.

On a related note, I think they put a limit on how many Monkeys an IP can send. It not longer lets me send any.

[B]Greatest Quotes From Pespi....[/B]

Just remember, when you get raped, it's an extra hole. You don't want your arm to get ****ed now do you?


Brownies are made from the fecies of the Trix Rabbit..
Every time you eat brownies, you're jamming that pedophile's fecal matter down your arteries.

Lacey...
You are my blog.
I tell you everything that goes on.
And totally ignore your comments


Self abortion is a novel concept.

You guys are like the chocolate coating on the cake of god's urinal. My superfluous life that was once the tiny blotch of rubbery gum on the bottom of God's steel toed boot sole has changed in such away that Travis could compare to my marvelous set of ovulating Necco waffers.

My cousins mother had anal leakage all over her pants.

He was a drugged out alcoholic monster who tormented everyone around him and was only famous because of it.
Sure, he was brilliant. Sure, he was a good poet.
But in terms of being a spectacular homosapien, he fell a few sticks short.


The first page...
I'm very lame when taken out of context.

god you guys are freaks. ming a ling dont you have a wife, your like flirting with a high school les.

[QUOTE=drumaster]god you guys are freaks. ming a ling dont you have a wife, your like flirting with a high school les.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I have a wife. But I wouldn't call my relationship with Pespi flirty. It mainly consists of scathing insults, name calling and her occassionally making mention of sleeping with my wife.

Just don't tell my wife about her, ok. I try to keep my feelings for Pespi secret by openly pining for her on public message boards.

lol. theres this girl at my school who gave some tenth grader a bj, im in 8th grade, 13 years old, and tried to keep it secret by telling the biggest loudmouth in ourschool, its so funny. i keep taunting her

Hows this funny?

its not