An old woman came into work and asked me about pads for herself (she has a bladder promlem)
Then went on to ask me where the KY jelly was - I showed her then she went on to explain that it was needing it because she has severe vag[I]i[/I]nal dryness. She went into great detail :(

[QUOTE=Zowë]An old woman came into work and asked me about pads for herself (she has a bladder promlem)
Then went on to ask me where the KY jelly was - I showed her then she went on to explain that it was needing it because she has severe vag[I]i[/I]nal dryness. She went into great detail :([/QUOTE]

:eek: Poor you. That's worse than the ladies in Boots who tell me about why they have decided to try a new shampoo.

Well i guess it must be something in the air..why we all think it's tuesday. I think i wrote the wrong date in my exam. :(

[QUOTE=Mr. Night]Can I have your moaner account, to commit deeds with?[/QUOTE]

perish the thought, no!

I've my respectable gentlemanly reputation to be maintaining.

Is anybody here capable of giving me help getting TFC running through steam?

/gamesx0rx

Bas'tard Steam :mad: :(

No, Sorry :( I hate that program

Yeh I hate steam.


Always scolding myself when Im making tea.



...



/non-l337

WHA!!!

I never even knew, check muse out tonight on mtv2, 10pm, their are broadcasting live now. [URL="http://www.xfm.co.uk"]www.xfm.co.uk[/URL]

Checked their myspace? They've got their album up already! ?!?!?

[URL="http://www.myspace.com/muse"]http://www.myspace.com/muse[/URL]

Oh wow, sweet the whole album to listen to, thats pretty awesome of them.

/has it anyway.

I can't wait to get on monday, my mums waking me up especially so I can get it.

[QUOTE]Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his co[I]c[/I]k![/QUOTE]

:lol:

Who wants to try this out?

Negatory

Me! Me! Me!

k Aidan :)

/lets horny dog loose.

Crap! You have to listen right from the start if you want to hear Knights of Cydonia. Can't skip. Oh well I'm half way through listening. :)

Haha.

I will go into work early anf buy it then i think. :cool:

/puts on Origin Of Symmetery
When I first bought this album I had it on non stop for 2 months :-/

Night peeps :wave:

Night.

Hell, their song Assassin reminded me of dream theater.

Goodnight already? Asif.

[QUOTE=trysthedrummer]Night.

Hell, their song Assassin reminded me of dream theater.[/QUOTE]
I have that on now, its a great track.

I like them all on this album actully.

[QUOTE=AG]Goodnight already? Asif.[/QUOTE]
I had a tutor with that name...

Someone at my work is called Asif.

I'l get ready for work tomorrow so bye bye.

I really want to listen to that track again but you can't go back to it :( 5 more days.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]You like big sweaty man tool.[/QUOTE]
It's better than liking Maynard Tool :mad:

[QUOTE][url]http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/06/elpintogrande/22-faceslapanimation.gif[/url][/QUOTE]
see that cushion on the left?

I have those.

I missed Muse on MTV I was like :(

Sup'

MX is proper slow tonight.

Like a cat with no legs.

'cos hardly anyone's one.
Is there something important happening tonight that I don't know about?

Everyone else has lives or things to do. We are the hardcore elite Mxers

i is a hardcore mxer aswell,

/i need some food

Big up the staying in'ers!

[QUOTE=Klown]GG, Israel, acting like f[font="verdana"]a[/font]ggots again.

I hope they all get killed by the Palestinians.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, what?

Elaborate plz?

[quote=ChodaBoy]Big up the staying in'ers![/quote]

it sucks, i only just got home, nights out that this finish early suck

I've got my last exam tomorrow

WOO! almost over!

^ cool
, good luck anyway

slow mx really sobers a person up, there seems to be no-one to unleash my dunk ramblings on :(

Find a homeless man

[QUOTE=GurS]Sorry, what?

Elaborate plz?[/QUOTE]
I think he means the military looking for that soldier.

there's no homeless men in my house oddly enough, and i'm not walking 3-4 miles into town to talk to a homeless chap, as by which time I'll of sobered up too much to care :p

One of my friends had a box outside his house for years, hoping he'd catch a tramp.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]One of my friends had a box outside his house for years, hoping he'd catch a tramp.[/QUOTE]
:lol: complete with twig holding box up, with string attatched

Vladivar in a paper bag and a KFC bucket as bait?