[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;15970937]pulling out ftw?[/QUOTE]

umm there is something called the pill

its great you don't have to do anything!

You should wear condom even when you aren't sexing.

[QUOTE=superpeer;15970945]umm there is something called the pill

its great you don't have to do anything![/QUOTE]

this

@Jelle: i edited my post above ....


condoms for waterbombs ftw :lol:

[QUOTE=pate;15970917]Jelle only has sex with himself, so it's okay.[/QUOTE]

:lol:
This actually made me lol.
Haha.

Protected sex isn't as good as unprotected.
But getting STDs/kids or what ever sucks even more.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15970950]You should wear condom even when you aren't sexing.[/QUOTE]

I walk around with a cape made out of a trash bag and a crown resembling a mitre that shoots out a sticky white fluid when activated with a pump concealed in my hand.

I call myself King Penis.

[QUOTE=the2stranger;15970957]
But getting STDs/kids or what ever sucks even more.[/QUOTE]

at least one person who use his brain ITT

Alright cool, so I just found out my dad messed around with my step-mom while my MOM WAS ****ING DYING OF CANCER.

Awesome, dad. I hope he's ****ing proud of himself...I grew up with nothing but the utmost respect for him now it's ****ing lost...I need to get out, guys...bad. It's way too cold to walk but I don't care anymore...this **** sucks so bad...

[QUOTE]yes, but meanwhile the infection rate through heterosexuals is much higher than it has been a years ago; and do you know why? cause heterosexuals started to think (again) that only gays and drug addicts can get HIV... so ppl like you **** around without condoms.

and therefore the infection rate is increasing in the last few years ... just think about it.[/QUOTE]

I don't think that. Check out these stats:

[QUOTE][B]Exposure Route Estimated infections
per 10,000 exposures
to an infected source [/B]
Blood Transfusion 9,000
Childbirth 2,500
Needle-sharing injection drug use 67
Receptive anal intercourse* 50
Percutaneous needle stick 30
Receptive penile-vaginal intercourse* 10
Insertive anal intercourse* 6.5
Insertive penile-vaginal intercourse* 5
Receptive fellatio* 1
Insertive fellatio* 0.5 [/QUOTE]

They are ten times as likely to catch it, the one who receives anyway, haha.

I'll make sure not to have sex with heroin addicts or gays. I don't have sex that much, you know, and when I do, I don't wanna ruin it with an annoying piece of rubber. THANKYOU MUCH


[QUOTE]This actually made me lol.
Haha.[/QUOTE]

Don't bash masturbation, it's sex with someone I love!


[QUOTE]at least one person who use his brain ITT[/QUOTE]

Now you see, when you use your brain, you don't put rubber around it!

I'm sorry Trev. A walk would be good, and maybe a cig too.

It's close to midnight and I'm barking at the Moon

I'm a Metal Machine

Metal can't get STDs

Sorry to hear that trev :(

Sympathy for a broseph and a reg ITT

Yeah, trev: go smoke a cig and try to chill. There's nothing you can change about it now.

[QUOTE=repcak;15970964]at least one person who use his brain ITT[/QUOTE]

:cool:

Sup Kacper?

[QUOTE]Alright cool, so I just found out my dad messed around with my step-mom while my MOM WAS ****ING DYING OF CANCER.

Awesome, dad. I hope he's ****ing proud of himself...I grew up with nothing but the utmost respect for him now it's ****ing lost...I need to get out, guys...bad. It's way too cold to walk but I don't care anymore...this **** sucks so bad... [/QUOTE]

This sucks Trev.
I'd be so mad. :mad:
That's quite low.


[QUOTE]Don't bash masturbation, it's sex with someone I love! [/QUOTE]
That's true.
I mean, of no one is around some one needs to take care of the one eyed snake.

np: Wrath Of Ragnarok - Trapped In This Nightmare
\m/ >_< \m/

:p

@Jelle: i meant something different -> there exist more heterosexuals with HIV, than homosexuals

@Peter: i am find... should learn for my driving license test;

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15970990]It's close to midnight and I'm barking at the Moon

I'm a Metal Machine

Metal can't get STDs[/QUOTE]

Riding on this crazy train
I'm going Paranoid

[QUOTE]@Jelle: i meant something different -> there exist more heterosexuals with HIV, than homosexuals[/QUOTE]

That's because there a lot more heteros than homos. Anyway, if I ever get AIDS, I owe you a beer.

[QUOTE=ICB;15970977]Alright cool, so I just found out my dad messed around with my step-mom while my MOM WAS ****ING DYING OF CANCER.

Awesome, dad. I hope he's ****ing proud of himself...I grew up with nothing but the utmost respect for him now it's ****ing lost...I need to get out, guys...bad. It's way too cold to walk but I don't care anymore...this **** sucks so bad...[/QUOTE]

holy **** dude :(

i'm off guys...

/learns

Thanks guys...I mean, I still love my dad. But damn man, it feels like I've been living a lie. No wonder I ****ing hate Maria.

bitch has no respect

Seriously. No ****ing wonder she always had to have complete ****ing control over us. I didn't have a goddamn normal childhood because of this bullsh[size=2]i[/size]t...I know that seems petty but yeah it was basically like being a prisoner of war

And I don't have any cigarrettes...

The best thing you can do right now is focus on calming down, then I would give the situation a look.

i only have one ciggy left, BUT WERE YOU NEAR IT WOULD BE YOURS!

[QUOTE=ICB;15971075]Seriously. No ****ing wonder she always had to have complete ****ing control over us. I didn't have a goddamn normal childhood because of this bullsh[size=2]i[/size]t...I know that seems petty but yeah it was basically like being a prisoner of war

And I don't have any cigarrettes...[/QUOTE]

Listen to angry music. That's what I usually do. Actually, since I'm usually angry about one thing or another, that's basically all I do.

Sabaton does it for me atm.

That really sucks Trev, I'm sorry. :(

Guys, I seriously need your help. I'm doing this split wioth Archaic Winter, and I know I've got to break through somehow and write more interesting (or better) material that's gotta be just as good if not better than thiers. I finally sat down and started writing again and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere; I feel like I'm still stuck in a rut rehashing the same old ****. I'm getting seriously frustrated with this project.

If any of you guys can or wants to help out, take a listen to this. It doesn't have vocals, bass, or drums...it's just the guitar parts, but I'm really unsure about it so I don't wanna go any further yet. If you don't feel like being flamed for helping me out in here or whatever, email me or something (axlbledtodeath@yahoo.com). It would really be appreciated. I don't know anybody down here that I can really sit down and talk/work with and get decent feedback at all...

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?fxo1my0ydyx[/url]

Thanks guys...please no flaming...I really need some help here....



I'm going to post this in the audio arena too....

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15971085]The best thing you can do right now is focus on calming down, then I would give the situation a look.[/QUOTE]

I just can't ****ing believe that **** man...Makes me question a whole lot in my life.

It does man, but the worse thing you can do is think about the situation when your emotions are all ****ed up. It will always be negative when you do that.

[QUOTE=ICB;15971160]I just can't ****ing believe that **** man...Makes me question a whole lot in my life.[/QUOTE]

Have you just had a 'what the Hell am I doing here' moment?

I've had a few of those too.

They're really bad at first, but one tends towards existential and cynical views after experiencing a lot of them, which is definitely liberating.

I hope that helps somehow.

Late, but.... sorry to hear that Trev.

Thanks for the help guys...I'm calming down, but that doesn't help the fact I just pretty much destroyed my room in anger. I'm not gonna call my dad and talk to him about everything. He doesn't deserve to hear from any of his kids right now because he ****ing betrayed them.

NP: Angry music :p

/gives trev a nice big man hug

My hand's hurtin' like hell now :(

[QUOTE]/gives trev a nice big man hug[/QUOTE]

"it isn't gay if the balls aren't touching"

listen to dead swans, seriously mental illness music

grip your guitar, play Slayer Angels of Death and just pick the notes as fast and possible and headbang a little bit... this helps me a lot everytime i'm angry!

/give Trev a big hug without touching his balls.



i don't have a concentration right now. its quarter 8pm and i am too tired for learning... its still so much and next week i will have exam.
every day from 10am till 1pm lesson and from 2pm till 4pm driving lessons... going home, eating and its 6pm and then you have to learn this **** to pass the exam; i just have weekends time to learn it. i am burnt out...

once about 10 years ago, I sat with headphones on in my living-room, listening to the Ramones, no less, when all of a sudden a big, nasty truck parked on the sidewalk right outside the window. The sound of its motor drowned the Ramones out just like that. What. the. heck, I thought running over to the window looking out. Only to see absolutely nothing there but the park across the road. Then it horrifyingly dawned on me that the deep, humming, motor-like sound came from within my own head. Yeah right, tinnitus! For about 40 seconds I sat slumped in the sofa wondering whether this was to go on for the rest of my life. Then it stopped as suddenly as it came. I've never used headphones again.

Oh damn.

lol. tinnitus jokes

[QUOTE=Kage;15971482]once about 10 years ago, I sat with headphones on in my living-room, listening to the Ramones, no less, when all of a sudden a big, nasty truck parked on the sidewalk right outside the window. The sound of its motor drowned the Ramones out just like that. What. the. heck, I thought running over to the window looking out. Only to see absolutely nothing there but the park across the road. Then it horrifyingly dawned on me that the deep, humming, motor-like sound came from within my own head. Yeah right, tinnitus! For about 40 seconds I sat slumped in the sofa wondering whether this was to go on for the rest of my life. Then it stopped as suddenly as it came. I've never used headphones again.[/QUOTE]

That's what you get for listening to the Ramones.

yo man the ramones are sick dont front