[quote=illmitch;18103744]uh british people dont even speak proper english so[/quote]

say it to my face mitch : (

[QUOTE=adb;18103842]she'll never do better than me[/QUOTE]

oh man

girls like when u fart on them

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103844]i don't believe in rejection[/QUOTE]


It's kind of important to believe in it through life.

my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can suck my dick or date me for a week or two or whatever

[QUOTE=illmitch;18103849]oh man[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="7"]you're [I]so [/I]jealous![/SIZE]

[QUOTE=adb;18103842]gf said that she was thinking about dumping me but said she was worried she'll never find a guy like me

cause I'm not a ****in spatula

basically we're both aware that we'll be together until something better comes along (she'll never do better than me)[/QUOTE]

heh i'd tell her to either commit or gtfo

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103862]my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can suck my dick or date me for a week or two or whatever[/QUOTE]

confident coming upto a pale tubby white boy ?

surely it should be a girl whos got low self esteem can suck your d

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103862]my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can [B]suck my dick[/B] or date me for a week or two or whatever[/QUOTE]
oh so there's head involved, makes sense now

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18103870]oh so there's head involved, makes sense now[/QUOTE]

reason why I'm still w/ gf

dude go to hell bro

i know ive made bad decisions in life

i'm too big of a slightly confuzzled sea lion to say no because i dont want to hurt feelings, so any girl that makes a move on me with the intent of doing something ends up doing it

this usually ends up worse for me so idk why i keep letting it happen

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103876]dude go to hell bro

i know ive made bad decisions in life[/QUOTE]

as have we all

just reminding u of yours

yeah I'd probably say yes to any girl that made a move on me


it has yet to happen but y'know :c

haven't showered or changed clothes in 3 days

wqe cant all run aroudn wearing oversized gray beanies and doing club drugs listening to euro dance you know what im saying im tryna make something of my life it just might take a while just have faith in me

[QUOTE=adb;18103886]haven't showered or changed clothes in 3 days[/QUOTE]

same
sweat smell is spicy

ugh downloading 4chan gifs
95pct are useless

my record is like six days

[QUOTE=Stevie;18103891]
95pct of 4chan is useless[/QUOTE]

yeah

ive been trying to decide if i want to get with this girl when i get back home to kansas

think ill give it a go

pretty sure my record is 8 days but that was when i was like 12 so i'm not sure that counts. 5 sounds about right as far as modern times go.

mitch playin it casual

he's so laid back!

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103888]wqe cant all run aroudn wearing oversized gray beanies and doing club drugs listening to euro dance you know what im saying im tryna make something of my life it just might take a while just have faith in me[/QUOTE]

lmao euro dance

orite alex

[QUOTE=adb;18103894]yeah[/QUOTE]

tru
but dont you go editin mah quotes boi

[QUOTE=adb;18103904]mitch playin it casual

he's so laid back![/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/ffbqx3.jpg[/IMG]

like it when u talk nasty 2 me like that adb

he cant pillow talk to his gf like that

obv

needs to get it out of his system somehow

whenever adb n his gf talk theres a 5 min period of silence in between each sentence

if by pillow talk u mean me sitting in my chair with my head against a pillow on aim talking to her then you're correct

[QUOTE=adb;18103920]if by pillow talk u mean me sitting in my chair with my head against a pillow on aim talking to her then you're correct[/QUOTE]

so much better than i imagined

speaking of going out with girls i can't stand

i think my least favorite ex just texted me

think i might try going to bed again

dont wanna be 2 tired in class 2morrow

haha class

im listening to the rest of this sleepingdog album going to fap and watch tv

exciting

gonna sleep hopefully i'll wake up somewhere other than my bed

[QUOTE=Stevie;18103953]haha class[/QUOTE]

yea somethin YOUR NEVER GONNA HAVE

[IMG]http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/Triple_H_Backlash.jpg[/IMG]

SUCK IT BITCH NEXT UP

lol

k gonna try sleepin again c u guys

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18103960]gonna sleep hopefully i'll wake up somewhere other than my bed[/QUOTE]

on the floor next 2 ur bed

laters mitch