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botb 10-14-2010 04:17 PM

idk it wouldn't surprise me if he had tbh

seb i just imagine you being like the cutest damn thing so you'll probably get lots of bitties

beans 10-14-2010 04:18 PM

Dont we all? Still slightlycreepy

I wish I was cute. All I have is a beard.

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:20 PM

[QUOTE]seb i just imagine you being like the cutest damn thing so you'll probably get lots of bitties[/QUOTE]

123 need pix to confirm

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:24 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18225151]idk it wouldn't surprise me if he had tbh

seb i just imagine you being like the cutest damn thing so you'll probably get lots of bitties[/QUOTE]

well i mean sure I'm superduper cute it's just i look about 12 and all the girls i'm interested in are into massive 7 foot tall ultra manly tough guys

botb 10-14-2010 04:29 PM

all you need is lots of confidence and most girls are just like 'i guess there is something to this guy'

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:32 PM

girls are stupid

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:34 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18225162]123 need pix to confirm[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdgze0.png[/img]

do you think i would get girls if i wore pants

botb 10-14-2010 04:37 PM

nah you don't need pants most of the time

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:39 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18225190][img]http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdgze0.png[/img]

do you think i would get girls if i wore pants[/QUOTE]

hahah listening to pg.99 now <3

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:40 PM

yesss, so good

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:41 PM

how do u listen to posts srry im new

botb 10-14-2010 04:41 PM

pg99 is my fave skramz band i believe. and they have a song about my city that rules <3

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:42 PM

i really want that shirt

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:44 PM

umm you guys how do I get over my ex

serious talk

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:44 PM

i really wanna jingle my balls

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:45 PM

i dunno let me know when you find out

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:48 PM

i still check all her bullshit social website things every single fucking day and ugh

fuck it's been months

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:49 PM

tell her

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:49 PM

that was a really whiny post i'm sorry that will never happen ever [i]ever[/i] again

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:49 PM

rape her

botb 10-14-2010 04:50 PM

aw seb. i'd say just find a new girl/talk to some new girls.

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:51 PM

ya you're right, i just wish that were a little easier

botb 10-14-2010 04:53 PM

idk are there any bitties that you are think are secksy around?

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:54 PM

if u know where she lives go to her house and talk to her in person if she says fuck off choke her till she passes out and fuck her body, it will be cool trust me

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:54 PM

talking to girls is the hardest. like, im a reasonably attractive guy, but i dunno how to approach girls without thinking i sound creepy anymore

granted it's only been a few months since my last blowjob but still thats cause she initiated things

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:55 PM

no they're all stuck up fake irritating creatures

except i do really like this one girl but i'm never going to talk to her ever and she won't like me and okay maybe i'll try talking to her maybe

botb 10-14-2010 04:56 PM

dere you go seb. might as well at least be like hey ive seen you around. just casually do it, don't invest too much emotion in it.

lol@dick

@austin i don't find it too hard, but i get hit on every now and again so...

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:57 PM

I was in class with her every day for an entire year and didn't talk to her once, I feel like it would be really awkward if I started now

edit: lool i never get hit on ;_;

StaffReviewer 10-14-2010 04:57 PM

solution never talk to girls ever

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 04:58 PM

oh hey remember me we had class together for a year and never spoke a word

yeah thats a great opener

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 04:59 PM

ahaha, I might try that I guess

although never talking to girls ever sounds less risky

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 04:59 PM

staff reviewer i will have more posts than u by tomorrow

Nostalgia 10-14-2010 05:00 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18225242]ahaha, I might try that I guess

although never talking to girls ever sounds less risky[/QUOTE]

yeah but a little embarrassment sounds better than eternal loneliness

christsimpson 10-14-2010 05:00 PM

nostalgia [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkE4wCENh4[/url] will soon be up on my blog. you should definitely worship this. buy the 12", the CD and the t-shirt. well worth the money.

TheBigDickInYourAzz 10-14-2010 05:01 PM

fuck off

StaffReviewer 10-14-2010 05:01 PM

oh wow tomorrow is friday jeez

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 05:02 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18225244]yeah but a little embarrassment sounds better than eternal loneliness[/QUOTE]

fuck

do you think i should practice on someone else first just in case?

masscows 10-14-2010 05:02 PM

I usually just start with "hi, it's (girl's name if i know it), right?" then they say yeah and smile, and i'm like "i'm nate" and may or may not shake their hand

then just bring up something you know you have in common, class, professor, whatever and go from there

botb 10-14-2010 05:03 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;18225251]I usually just start with "hi, it's (girl's name if i know it), right?" then they say yeah and smile, and i'm like "i'm nate" and may or may not shake their hand

then just bring up something you know you have in common, class, professor, whatever and go from there[/QUOTE]

^^^ take notes seb :p

SlightlyEpic 10-14-2010 05:04 PM

hey you're laura right? cool i'm seb i really like obscure screamo bands that

oh wait what where are you going hold on


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