I iz hung over

Last night I was driving around this old van because I needed to drive a vehicle that could carry like 10 people, and I got pulled over for "doing 40 in a 25" when my speedometer said I was doing like, 29. I told the cop that's what happened and he let me off with a warning but he was such a dick about it, when I gave him all my stuff to process he took like 15 minutes and then brought like 2 other cops with him to tell me to get the van looked at and if I got caught again there would be no mercy.

[QUOTE=Angmar;16823374]Last night I was driving around this old van because I needed to drive a vehicle that could carry like 10 people, and I got pulled over for "doing 40 in a 25" when my speedometer said I was doing like, 29. I told the cop that's what happened and he let me off with a warning but he was such a dick about it, when I gave him all my stuff to process he took like 15 minutes and then brought like 2 other cops with him to tell me to get the van looked at and if I got caught again there would be no mercy.[/QUOTE]

You got profiled cause you were in a van!! lol!

lol seriously?

Totally! That happens all the time!

The cop startled me because he came up to the passenger window and I was just watching mine and then my friend was like "dude, roll the window down".

cops call back up for everthing.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16823396]cops call back up for everthing.[/QUOTE]

It was smart of him considering there were a bunch of you and only one of him. He didn't know if you had AK47s back there!

yeah that's pretty normal. cops don't want shot up from dudes in the back of a van.

yeah thats a pretty common occurance

lesson number 37 in why not to drive a van

Never gonna drive that van again in my life tbh.

you should rape that van to teach it a lesson

that'll teach em

teach it, teach it gooooood

Backhand that ho!

my head is cold i shouldnt have shaved it :(

lol I did that a few winters ago and yeah it was cold as hell! I was running around outside all day working for Dunbar!

no more big80smullet? :(

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16823612]my head is cold i shouldnt have shaved it :([/QUOTE]

a fresh shaved head feels so awesome when you go to sleep. shaved legs are the best if you're under the covers. note: i have no idea if the latter is true just sayin

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16823628]a fresh shaved head feels so awesome when you go to sleep. shaved legs are the best if you're under the covers. note: i have no idea if the latter is true just sayin[/QUOTE]

A shaved head is very comfortable, too bad my wife thinks they look gross!!

[QUOTE=rid;16823627]no more big80smullet? :([/QUOTE]

The great thing about hair is that it grows!!

yea, but for now it is dead. DEAD.


[SIZE="17"][COLOR="red"]DEAD.[/COLOR][/SIZE]



I'm thirsty.

haha i havent had a mullet in ages tbh. i had one for like 2 weeks when i was 16 for a dare and thats where the name comes from. It was mad long though

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now its shaved to a number 2. its almost summer now so itll be ok

this is a good mullet
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c[/url]

my veins feel like cold

Its probably just the meth

nah meth is bad

only sometimes

sup big80s and MCP

sup thread

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no hair :(

I'm pumped! I'm going to a halloween party after work. I'm going in my uniform, I guess as a cop, but ah well. Good enough for me! I'm gonna eat snacks and drink soft drinks!

take weapons and beat a black dude and you can be police brutality.

btw how are you a CO and havelong hair. dont they have like appearance conduct or something?

do you have like a full on cop uniform with all the bells and whistles

Cops don't carry whistles anymore, Austin.

ugh twelve hour shift ugh

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no hair :([/QUOTE]

dude that's depressing :(

looks sad with no hair

[QUOTE=Angmar;16824081]Cops don't carry whistles anymore, Austin.[/QUOTE]

lol bells and whistles is a figure of speech.

im pretty sure he trolled you/he was kidding

[QUOTE=McP3000;16824118]im pretty sure he trolled you/he was kidding[/QUOTE]

this tbh