oh **** he burned you

hahaha

couple of weeks ago went on omegle to mess with some body

we ended up having an almost rational (even if i was occasionally saying some weird ****) and deep conversation and he gave me his email address in case i needed advice in life

havent gone back since

I am ****ing furious! Mother****ing towing company towed my car from my ****ing house! They said my parking permit was not displayed when it is right in the rear view mirror just like everybody elses. ****ing towing company makes a living off of ****ing people for no good reason and they have to pay. I'm calling the ****ing Punisher.

[QUOTE]I'm calling the ****ing Punisher.[/QUOTE]u rang?

Go to North County Towing in Pasadena, MD and get my ****ing car. Leave none alive.

Dude that sucks Dimmu! sorry to hear that hopefully the Punisher takes care of **** for you

do you have a P.O. box or drop-off spot where i can discreetly deliver severed penises as evidence

Whats up Dimmu?

i know someone who will come to your aid....















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224-C Mountain Rd.
Pasadena, MD 21122

Oh wait that's the towing companies address. Well send their own penis' to them.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17374529]Whats up Dimmu?[/QUOTE]

****in chillin dude. How're you?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17374534]****in chillin dude. How're you?[/QUOTE]

Godd man, good. Enjoying some classic screamo right now, Orchid is so good.

I prefer fake screamo personally.

that's got to be one of the funniest comments i've ever read

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17374549]I prefer fake screamo personally.[/QUOTE]

Pshhhhh.... Seriously Orchid is amazing. :chug:

i want to listen to some metal but i dont know there's so much i'd rather be doing

and none of it could realistically be done right now, and to do something else instead would be admitting that and accepting defeat

[size=5]never retreat[/size]
[size=7]never surrender[/size]

[I]irrrrooooonnnnnn wiiiiillllllll[/I]

def saw that coming

bored, want to **** something, posting on the internet

get me some tech death and start calling me adb

flesh light

oh **** i wish i had one of those right now lol

listening to a bunch of songs i wrote

give me a girlfriend and a wellpaying job and call me aaron

cooking up an epic stroganoff

meat gonna be tender as ****

Gross

i dont know what that is but it for some reason sounds pretty legit

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17374575]bored, want to **** something, posting on the internet

get me some tech death and start calling me adb[/QUOTE]

what?

you heard him

what?