I cross my legs like a girl, it's just easier. My legs are so long that if I cross them any other way the weight of my knees makes my foot want to snap off at the ankle.

One more reason I'm glad I'm not a guy.

I think I'd take boob sweat over all that hassel any day.

I hate boobs, such an inconvience.

Yeah having a penis is a big hassle. Sword fights make it all worth it though.

Sword...waaaait. Now I'm confused

Ah well.

Yeah, boobs have their inconviniences. But. Not as many. It's just running and jumping without the right equipment that suck bigtime.

You don't know what sword fights are??? Just picture the end of Empire Strikes Back where Luke and Darth Vader are having their light saber battle...but substitute the sabers with what we've been talking about

[IMG]http://i5.tinypic.com/11w579i.jpg[/IMG]

:D

No, I know what sword fights are.

Are you gay?

[QUOTE=Pessi]
Are you gay?[/QUOTE]
straight guys can have sword fights...

if they wrap them in cellophane and are on the high-school football team

But.

I'm incredibly confused.

I was gonna post something before saying "any guy who claims to have a hard time crossing his legs 'the girl way' is just saying so in order to make everyone else think he's big down there".

then I tried it myself and......well, eek.. sure, it's possible....but it's not very comfortable for me.. I can feel one of my balls being pressed between my wee and my leg, and it wasn't very pleasant.. with a little practice, it might be possible....but I really can't imagine crossing em as tight as women do. oh well.

[QUOTE=Pessi]No, I know what sword fights are.

Are you gay?[/QUOTE]


No, not gay. Sword fights don't count as a qualifier for gaydom.

I'm just kidding, by the way. I haven't had a sword fight since I was like 6.

Hahaha.

See, exactly.

Ming---Either I'm incredibly misinformed, or surrounded by homophobes, which is pretty much the same thing.

Sword fights were always spoken about as the epitomy of gaydom.

[QUOTE=milkmit]I was gonna post something before saying "any guy who claims to have a hard time crossing his legs 'the girl way' is just saying so in order to make everyone else think he's big down there".

then I tried it myself and......well, eek.. sure, it's possible....but it's not very comfortable for me.. I can feel one of my balls being pressed between my wee and my leg, and it wasn't very pleasant.. with a little practice, it might be possible....but I really can't imagine crossing em as tight as women do. oh well.[/QUOTE]

Yeah man, it's not comfortable. I can't do it without putting severe strain on my boys.

[QUOTE=Pessi]Hahaha.

See, exactly.

Ming---Either I'm incredibly misinformed, or surrounded by homophobes, which is pretty much the same thing.

Sword fights were always spoken about as the epitomy of gaydom.[/QUOTE]

Eh, maybe they are I guess. All my gay friends and family say they don't count though. It'd be the same as girlies rubbing their boobies together, which doesn't make you a lesbian.

[QUOTE=Ming-a-Ling]
Eh, maybe they are I guess. All my gay friends and family say they don't count though. It'd be the same as girlies rubbing their boobies together, which doesn't make you a lesbian.[/QUOTE]

It would not be the same as rubbing one's chest against another.

It'd be the same as rubbing one's cooch against another.

Which totally qualifies as gay. Or lesbian. Whatever.

Nah, because girls never rub their crotches together playfully. But most girls I know will rub their boobs together all playfully. A sword fight isn't really sexual at all, it's just dumb fun kids have. If being touched by another penis makes you gay, then I'm gay times like 20.

*Enters*

Hey guys whats going on?

*looks around*

*gasps*

Oh thats..nasty..

*whistles*
*backs away slowly*
*clicks back button*

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=n23_IsU4Uic&dpos=3[/url]

...I have never rubbed my chest on anybody in play. Well...no girls, anyway.

But then, I'm not every girl who ever lived, so I guess I can't quite determine the line there.

As far as the penii go...I've met very few dudes comfortable with other guys in close proximity. But once again, personal experience =/= the figurative "line."

[QUOTE=Aaron][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=n23_IsU4Uic&dpos=3[/url][/QUOTE]

That'd ruin your day pretty good...

Pessi - Yeah, your guy friends sound really homophobic if even being in close proximity to a guy gets their panties in a knot. Eh...I grew up in a really small town though. Most people there were very sexually insouciant. No one's sexuality was ever really in question, so if a dude slapped another dude with his wang, no one ever thought he was gay, they just thought he was an ***.

Wow, what a way to live.

But I dunno. I guess I've always been "weird" places...like Catholic school. And on military bases.

My school here, which I've been at since October, is the first one with openly gay people and people who will grope you, reguardless if they know you or not.

It still weirds the crap out of me.

Yeah, my home town only has like 2,800 people I think. You have to drive 30 miles to see a movie, and 120 miles if you need a pair of socks. There wasn't a whole lot to do, so people made up their own fun. Wang slapping was one of those things they made up. I'd be a liar if I said I hadn't done it once or twice though.

I don't think we ever openly groped strangers though...that's just rude. :D

Hah, yeaaah.

I guess it also helps that you lived in one place with the same people.

I moved every coupla years. You know, typical army brat.

But that's cool. I could never do it, if only because I didn't grow up with it, but it's cool.

Don't worry, I'm not asking you to slap anyone with your penis. I acknowledge how strange it is.

To sum up those whole conversation we've been having:
Penis = Annoying
Boobs = Annoying (but slightly less then Penis)
Sword Fight =/= Gay

Yaaay, summary.

For those who missed out.

It's alright for Tang to come back and discuss now.

[QUOTE=Aaron][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=n23_IsU4Uic&dpos=3[/url][/QUOTE]
Fake, buddy. Sorry.

Tang is in the bathroom wanking it right now. this conversation lit him up.

Yay.

Penis = Useful.. what yall doin getting hard all the time anyway? geeze. stop that. lol

EDIT: How Ironic is it, that while posting opinions on anatomy moo posted a post about me wankin it..wow


Boobs= Nice, fun to play with.. apparently other people said there fun to play with if your other girls to.. But i'm sure they are a pain to carry around.
So I agree with the majority.

Ok let me teach yall this.

Gay guys like to touch other mens ..umm lets call them..wangadang-ers.

Two men touching eachothers wangadang-ers and enjoying it ='s a bit homo erotic. You can't really turn that around into something thats straight. Sorry pal.

This has been: TANGS TAKE ON THINGS.

[QUOTE=Tang.]Yay.

Penis = Useful.. what yall doin getting hard all the time anyway? geeze. stop that. lol
[/QUOTE]

Y'know, that question's what started the whole conversation in the first place.

Hah. Wangadangers.

oh ****, than lets not start all that nonsense anymore. Yep Wang-a-dang-ers.

Alright.

Well.

I've been on the internet for much too long.

I think I'm going to go attempt to practice something at 40 bmp and not fall alseep.

[COLOR="Red"]You guys should all be killed on principle for this kinda talk[/COLOR]

i haven't been on here since the second week of may. not too long in reality but it feels like a long time.

finally got me a job so i plan on buying all sorts of new stuff.

first up is new drumheads. i think i'm gonna go with clear emps as apposed to coated this time. then i want a vic firth double sided pratice pad so i can pratice in my dorm once school starts up in august, plus i can practice during exercises during the summer as well.

then i going to buy a new dbl bass pedal so i can use the one i have now to practice in my dorm along with the practice pad. probably go with either the dw5000 or IC. i'll try them out some more at guitar center.

then i want a 16 and 20 inch hhx stage crash.

As if i missed that discussion.

Fu[SIZE=2]c[/SIZE]k im bored. My legs are too crap for double bass.

1 hour til biology:/

Yeah I'm leaving in one hour aswell for my 1st final Science exam. I think it's Biology, and half of Chemistry.
Tomorrow is gonna suck so bad. German reading, then English culture.

Anyone heard Zebrahead? They're actually awesome

Lookin at new kits and a shop near by is havin a clearout.

7 Peice pro-m:
2 x 22 x 20 bass, 10 x 8 rack tom, 12 x 9 rack tom, 16 x 16 floor, 18 x 16 floor, 14 x 7 snare, Full hardware pack 5pce, Free soft case set, Finish: Platinum Sparkle

£999

7 Peice M Birch
10 x 8 rack tom, 12 x 9 rack tom, 14 x 14 floor, 16 x 16 floor, 18 x 16 bass, 22 x 18 bass, 14 x 5.5 snare, Full hardware pack, Free soft bag set, Finish: Black forest green

£699

Worth it? The M is in the perfect sizes, the colours lush and its a good price.

yes definitely worth it