oh naw man this [I]is[/I] where it's at
i'm up next and my name is matt
talk about food i'ma talk about hot wings
i had some today and i love those g strings
bitches came up with a platter full of chicken
i said bitch suck my dick and... bring me my check
i better get out before i miss the bruins gettin wrecked

oh shoat.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]Hmm..


It makes no sense
like a vegan eats veal
I got like ..fo' kids and i cant afford a meal
Lately ive heard this threads where its at
you tell my my freestyle aint good and ill beat you with a bat.


So bad.
Oh Fukk.[/QUOTE]

It wasn't [I]that[/I] bad.

I remember me and some friends got into a rap battle in South Africa, and this dumb guy had to represent us and this was his rap:

I went down to the street and I saw some hoes
Yo yo yo
I went to ya mum and she gave me some soup....

i added three dots to it

My ball smell like hot wings
The only other similairity
Is that the sweat from my balls
Will make your eyes sting on direct contact
Like that cyan pepper extract
My balls ain't spicy
They sweet
I just wish I could say the same fo my skeet

Yo were da Sinking Ships show at?
Up on the west side fool
Well let's hit up Yahoo maps to find the best route dude
I prefer mapquest
That's a good one too
Google maps is the best
True dat, DOUBLE TRUE!!!!


(p.s. I stole those ryhmes, I aint gonna lie.)

[QUOTE=Floydfanatic]oh naw man this [I]is[/I] where it's at
i'm up next and my name is matt
talk about food i'ma talk about hot wings
i had some today and i love those g strings
bitches came up with a platter full of chicken
i said bitch suck my dick and bring me my check
i better get out before i miss the bruins gettin wrecked[/QUOTE]
yo man that s[COLOR="White"]h[/COLOR]it was whack!
don't make us dumber with yo dumb [COLOR="White"]as[/COLOR]s rhymes
i'm the best with no opposition
and i cant even count the times
i've whooped young bucks like you into submission
so i say just give it up and step back
from that mic, or i'll attack
it'll be like a scene from a gruesome horror
nah, i'll cut you some slack
cause i got a paper due tomorrow

oh snap

the other day i was sittin in school
i said to my bro this aint cool
so i went outside and got in my impala
grabbed some chicks got a bj for a dolla
then i came and she said that tastes sweet
i said you welcome here's some more skeet

My skeet is smooth like the cream for your coffee
Ima shoot you so fast you gunna cry like a softy
Im sellin drugs on the street with my hat real low
My name is scott and im gunna take it slow
you better remember that name bitch ill put in on your forehead
got you in a chokehold up against that bulkhead..

Chea..


lol..

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]Yo were da Sinking Ships show at?
Up on the west side fool
Well let's hit up Yahoo maps to find the best route dude
I prefer mapquest
That's a good one too
Google maps is the best
True dat, DOUBLE TRUE!!!!


(p.s. I stole those ryhmes, I aint gonna lie.)[/QUOTE]Yo who seen Sinking Ships 6 times?
Shane that's who!
Nigga I ain't trying to brag and all
But my **** goes balls to the wall

:lol:

i lol'd

this rules all

So am i in.

I looked at your mom and saw her winkin'
I said slut, "you want an abe lincoln?"
she was like "yeah baby, can i go down south?"
I was like "yeah baby", shoved my dick in her mouth

I was driving down Harry Hines
When I saw you're dad's hazards blinkin'
Looked at the lane next to mines
And saw some crack hoes with their t'its sinkin'
Your pops copped a feel a bit too long
Mr. Big Nigga Pimp ran out with his pump action
Well, you get the jist to this song

hahahahaha

here it comes back to the sequel
i can't sleep and i got no nyquil
i think i might make a bowl of ice cream
makes the girlies scream like the aqua teens

turntable solo

wikka wikka fcha fcha

So i met this girl in a club one night
Took her back to my place and we got in a fite
I smacked her upside the head with my BBD
and told her "Girl dont be gettin smart with me"

one day it turned into wwIII
you know tupac vs notorious b.i.g.
both of them got shot and killed
no one knows who did but he mustve been skilled
well i know because the killa is me
i'm illa then ill and i cut washingtons apple tree

Shane's rhymers are more fly than yours
Cause he's the doppest mother f[I]u[/I]cker on these boards
If you want to disagree with me
I'll windmill your face and till you wish you had a sodomy.

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]Shane's rhymers are more fly than yours
Cause he's the doppest mother f[I]u[/I]cker on these boards
It want want to disagree with my therapy
I'll windmill your face and till you wish you had a sodomy.[/QUOTE]
:eek:

That reminds my lilly ***
About my need for dead presidents
For I can get some gas
See on Saturday there's an ill show
And a young brotha has to be there
Even if it is in San Antonio

Dissss.

Freestyles are bomb

[QUOTE=shane italian]That reminds my lilly ***
About my need for dead presidents
For I can get some gas
See on Saturday there's an ill show
And a young brotha has to be there
Even if it is in San Antonio[/QUOTE]
yo dogg, that's indeed an ill show
but i dont got some dead prez so
i dont know if i can go up to SA
and I Object is playign the same night
so my hand of cards i gotta play
right or to SA ppl i wont be in sight

This is pretty gnar.

Dats coo
we dont want you foo's anywayz
because SA is da place
where da playaz play
and if you bustas show
wit stylez dats slow
ill bust dat shi' out
JUST THOUGHT YAOUGHTA KNOW

daaaaaamn, Im good


But seriously, I have never lost a real life rap battle ever, with real mics and s[I]h[/I]it.

Yo MX I got a little secret to whisper in ya ear
But you need to get right up and close ova here
My voice is shot and I ain't foolin' when I say
SICK HAX LOL
Oh s'hit did I just drop the ball?
Well lemme put that s'hit out there again
H4X0RING IS C00L
Nigga I suggest you goto the f'ucking gym
Cause it's gonna take a lot more than some mods to keep me from robbin' you

TOODLES!

TWEEDLES[b][/b]

:wave:

See what everybody doesn't know is that Pat is actually black but puts on the disguise of a white guy everyday so he won't be brought down by the man.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yo MX I got a little secret to whisper in ya ear
But you need to get right up and close ova here
My voice is shot and I ain't foolin' when I say
SICK HAX LOL
Oh s'hit did I just drop the ball?
Well lemme put that s'hit out there again
H4X0RING IS C00L
Nigga I suggest you goto the f'ucking gym
Cause it's gonna take a lot more than some mods to keep me from robbin' you

TOODLES![/QUOTE]
agreed

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]See what everybody doesn't know is that Pat is actually black but puts on the disguise of a white guy everyday so he won't be brought down by the man.[/QUOTE]


DL dog, DL.

Get outta here with that weak s'hit
And check the lines ima bout to spit
Cuz my rhymes is hitting harder then thunder
and you about to be put 6 feet under
yo im a gangsta, thats why i pack mad loot
and the bitches be asking to suck my man root

Yo J, I Object are playing here too
With Common Enemy, who are better then you
Can't wait to play with them next month
One of the last shows with their singer, should be fun.

See what Patrick doesn't know is that Biggie used some voice altering techniques such as eating a blueberry muffin and rhymin at the same time, thus making him not the real.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yo MX I got a little secret to whisper in ya ear
But you need to get right up and close ova here
My voice is shot and I ain't foolin' when I say
SICK HAX LOL
Oh s'hit did I just drop the ball?
Well lemme put that s'hit out there again
H4X0RING IS C00L
Nigga I suggest you goto the f'ucking gym
Cause it's gonna take a lot more than some mods to keep me from robbin' you

TOODLES![/QUOTE]

Lolol.

Bad news regarding Pat becoming a mod.

[QUOTE=REINER]Word. Provided his admits that Planet Mental was not as good as he once claimed. [/QUOTE]

On the real, all you crab niggaaz know the deal

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]Lolol.

Bad news regarding Pat becoming a mod.[/QUOTE]

F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck that then, THIS FORUM CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!

Biggie was basically raised by cows, which would explain why his cheeks were so large: the fata'ss was storing food in them the whole time!

I want my copy of Planet Mental back, I left it at Tim's and he didn't bother to tell me he was going away for 2 weeks. Idiot.

Biggie is better than every single person you could ever think of, except for maybe Nas, who is about on the same level.