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[QUOTE=GenuineImitation;15782421]try this:

Infront of my whole family at christmas dinner (including younger cousins, Aunts/Uncles, Grandparents etc.) my dad asks me about my new girlfriend. He says "so, this Molly girl...she has a lip ring right...does it really help with oral sex?"[/QUOTE]
ahahaha

My parents don't really ask me about sex.

Orlando does crazy mexican man dancing.

My mum asks me if im gay all the time cause i dont bring any girls home or even tell her about them she assumes there arent any

My mom is always asking about sex/alchohol/drug use. My dad's cool though. He really doesn't give a damn what I do.

All my parents ever told me is "always use a rubber, son."

You guys' parents are quite awkward :|

My dad always asks me if I'm high. I just have sensitive eyes that get red easy.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation;15782421]try this:

Infront of my whole family at christmas dinner (including younger cousins, Aunts/Uncles, Grandparents etc.) my dad asks me about my new girlfriend. He says "so, this Molly girl...she has a lip ring right...does it really help with oral sex?"[/QUOTE]

Oh wow.

I'm speechless. :eek:

my dad doesn give a **** as long as he dont have to deal with it. My mum asks some awkwad drug questions though. Have you ever seen ice? you know it can make you impotent?

Weed is all my parents ask about. They've never asked me about coke, shrooms, cid, meth, etc.

My parents know I'm a safe kid so they treat me respectfully trusting me =)

My mum works in ER so she sees all kinds of ****. She asked one if id been doing heroin cause she though she saw track marks and i was all like "im a f[size="2"]u[/size]cking diabetic!!!" and she was all like :upset:

[QUOTE=Luc214;15782590]Oh wow.

I'm speechless. :eek:[/QUOTE]

I think he is going through a midlife crisis and always wanted to have a girl that has a piercing...i find it odd how my mom was soo indifferent.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782621]My parents know I'm a safe kid so they treat me respectfully trusting me =)[/QUOTE]

this. whenever i go places it's usually no questions asked because they know i don't do drugs

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782621]My parents know I'm a safe kid so they treat me respectfully trusting me =)[/QUOTE]

Vince, I just read that last school year, 60% of all ASU females had some sort of STD.

Your school sucks.

At least you have lots of chicks there though; my school is like 80 percent male.

My dad knows I smoke pot I think, since he caught me once. I'm pretty sure he'll be cool with i if he doesn't notice some substantial difference in my behavior.

My parents never ask me anything. I was always the good kid...never in trouble and always received good grades...if they only knew about the weed and weekly keg parties at my apartment =/

[QUOTE=Valhall;15782637]Vince, I just read that last school year, 60% of all ASU females had some sort of STD.

Your school sucks.

At least you have lots of chicks there though; my school is like 80 percent male.[/QUOTE]

Which is why I don't randomly sleep with girls at parties...unlike my roommates =\

The girls here are nice to look at but they're all morons so meh.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782664]Which is why I don't randomly sleep with girls at parties...unlike my roommates =\

The girls here are nice to look at but they're all morons so meh.[/QUOTE]

Hey you summed up my school....my school has a rather large STD rate also.

My mom figured out I sometimes drink and smoke pot, and she gave me a speech about how she knows it's a part of being a teen and that if I ever need help that I can call her and I wouldn't get in trouble, even though she doesn't necessarily ever want me to be doing drugs or be drinking in the first place.

After that talk though I kind of stopped drinking altogether just because I don't like doing it much at all and all I do now really is smoke. I've never gotten in trouble with anything though so they trust me enough to let me go out and stay out late.

i dont do anything and my parents dont bother me about it

My dad is still blissfully unaware so yes.

Over the past few months, my urges to drink and smoke have severely decreased and now I no longer have any real desire to get drunk or high anymore.

My parents trust me so much, almost to the point where it might not be good. But I don't really do anything to be untrustworthy so it's understandable.

my parents constantly complain about my grades and how i need to go to college and get a job

I wish I got worse grades.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782837]I wish I got worse grades.[/QUOTE]

You and I both.

Though I don't exactly know why, I just do.

I'm pretty sure my parents know I drink. They probably know I smoke pot too. Although I don't think they know that I do other drugs.

[QUOTE=Equus;15782789]my parents constantly complain about my grades and how i need to go to college and get a job[/QUOTE]
yeah