[QUOTE=Corkofski]funny thing is, im actually quite big, but she was useless at turning me on :P[/QUOTE]
Gay?

Seriously...
If I see a remotely attractive chick take her shirt off I'm totally soaked and gasping for air. It dosen't even take more than 10 seconds, man.

it has been brought up, but when it comes to porn and other gals im all good

if the porn has **** in it i cant stand it

^^that probably doesnt read v.well with the filters

I'll just interpret it as "poon", 'kay?

Wholedzep....my computer crashed yesterday so I coudlnt respond. Tell me when its done. Oh and my brother only has 1 buckethead song. so I dunno...

I figured it out.
I can watch porn and get off while not being considered a total pervert if I watch hentai. I mean, that's art, right?
Hoorah.

[QUOTE=Corkofski]funny thing is, im actually quite big, but she was useless at turning me on :P[/QUOTE]
What do you call "big"? I dont' make it a habit to look at naked guys.

And who is the girl in your avatar?

[quote=Punkdrummer...]Sweet-ness.

And, Phil, hows your uncle man?[/quote]
He's gone downhill a lot and they've had to increase his oxygen :(

My set went well tonight but because the venues changed its age limit there werent many people in.

The girl is off rock school

Man, i missed the 33,333 post. It goes by fast man.

EDIT: Nevermind, just the 30,333 post.

I really really wish I could have sex as wet as it is in hentai in real life.
They could fill a swimming pool in one orgasm.
Gah.

Yummy.

100 th post on second account!!!

and only 20 days until my old one gets unbanned!!!

iv never seen hentai where bodies were proportionate, or seks lasting more than about 40 seconds..

[quote=Pespi]I really really wish I could have sex as wet as it is in hentai in real life.
They could fill a swimming pool in one orgasm.
Gah.[/quote]

You wanna drown the other lass?

[QUOTE=Massik Kretal]Wholedzep....my computer crashed yesterday so I coudlnt respond. Tell me when its done. Oh and my brother only has 1 buckethead song. so I dunno...[/QUOTE]
I'm still trying to get the albums to upload. I left it on YSI for a few hours last night, and it wasn't working. That happens to me alot. I'm currently trying to upload them again, I'll let you know when they finish. It'll hopefully be later tonight.

And don't worry about the Buckethead, it's cool. I might be able to torrent some.

Oh alright. Thank you. :chug:

Yeah. I wouldn't mind drowning in girl gush myself. It'd be a fantastic death.


I don't mind the 40 second thing.
I get bored with live action and with all the fastforwarding I do, it probably only lasts a whole 40 seconds anyways.

is hentai anime? and if it is it sucks.

Yes, because we all know that all anime is exactly the same. One dimensional stories, poor art, with no redeeming values what so ever.

Its always funny to watch though

Blech.
I like manga better than anime, anyways.
It's just so god damn expensive.

But I like hentai.
It doesn't really make me that horny, but it's entertaining.

har my brother watches so much anime porn, hes so weird. We're total oppisites

Guessing you like porn then :) The filter helps me on this one ;) Beastiality...

animals suck

You'd know ;)

dam i set myself up for that

hehe yep :D

That brings me neatly to my next point, we found animal pron on my mates brothers computer. Boy did he ever regret not hiding that!

Me an the missus were discussin which one of us could give the better blowjob :-/

I give better head than I imagine Abby would.
Probably because she's a virgin, but what ever.
My tongue is like a god reincarnate.

Wanna try that on my as[I]s[/I] pespi? :naughty:

Actually...
I am a bit of an a[B]s[/B]s girl.

Just tape your balls to your chest and I'll give it a go.

I have man boobs :( I could tape everythin out the way and wear a bra if that'll help

Nah, just get some tassel pasties.
Mmm.