Heh, on Saturday I'm going to a pub at my sisters to watch the football.

My sister lives in England.

I am Scottish.

Shall be fun.

I hope my dad doesn't go out and get drunk again...

It was terrible last night.

I couldn't lower myself to IE, i'm trying opera, and it seems to work, touch wood.

NP - Jeff, Kick Out The Jams - i ****ing love this song, anyone have the original by MC5?

What happened Jev?

/munches on a pear

NP: [I]Ignorance Is Bliss[/I] ~ Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

I got a staff member into Primus today :cool: she's wanting me to recomend albums when we're both in on Thursday

I don't like Primus.

/leaves

Classical music ftw

I'm actually listening to the Clash atm.

Rock The Casbah ftw.

Oh Pat, that Buckethead album was really, really dissapointing :(

NP: Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley

Queer

Zo: Really? What way? :(

According to the HMV intranet, there's an album called [I]Kaliedoscalp[/I] which I'd never even heard of. What was it like?

sup iojtnternets. howws it hogoin

The music was alright. The whole album just seemed like he was going out of his way to be weird and wacky...not in a good experimental kind of way either.

It's a shame because I loved Enter The Chicken. :(

I told you Phill was always drunk.

Oh no. Oh, no no no no no :(

[I]Enter ...[/I] is good. And I like what I've heard of [I]Cuckoo Clocks of Hell[/I] and [I]Pile of Skin[/I] or w/e it's called

[I]Bucketheadland 2[/I] doesn't sound good at all :(

im notttt

just al ittle bit tonights as mi friend hasd moves in with mee

[QUOTE=Zowë]It's a shame because I loved Enter The Chicken. :([/QUOTE]


:naughty:





and with that: hello MX, sup maties, ahoy.

Pirates. Fun. Pirates > Ninjas.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I once wrote a poem about pirates :)

Gur don't start all this again!
I just saw you sign in with that huge notty face! I laughed!!

Oh is that you on my myspace friends list now?....

Yeah Pat, it's pretty sh[I]i[/I]t. I'll give it another listen soon though just to see if it clicks second time round :)

i love pitrates

Ninja Pirates > pirates

Pirates > lots of stuff, purly because of Pirates of the Carabian.

Yep, that's me on your myspace friends thingy. You were drunk at the time.

[QUOTE=GurS]Yep, that's me on your myspace friends thingy. You were drunk at the time.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought so! :p

I got a message from a girl I've not spoken to in ages. I'd left her a comment so I went round all my friends seeing who else I'd spoken to. That's how I found you.

sp whats everyoone doinn

Changing my strings :cool:

'cept I stabbed mysefl in the thumb with a string end and I got blood on the fretboard :mad:

I'm a bit teed off, as I think my pirate poem was on an old computer that got thrown away, and I thus no longer have a copy off, which pisses me RIGHT off :angry:

sup phill, doing good, you?

NP - Roxanne, damn that game would be a laugh.

sup paiul. im good just havingr a few beerss. u

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]Changing my strings :cool:

'cept I stabbed mysefl in the thumb with a string end and I got blood on the fretboard :mad:[/QUOTE]

That's one way of converting a fretboard from maple to rosewood :p

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]sup paiul. im good just havingr a few beerss. u[/QUOTE]

cool, i'm bored and considering playing the roxanne game, but i left my JD in the fridge, and there are stairs in the way :-/

I want ebonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

lol, it is rosewood actually, but it's almost black in some places. It's foul :p

Does anyone want to read my pirate poem? i thought i lost it, but found the original hand-written version, and just typed it up. If I post it, can you guys crit as harshly as possible plz?

haha

me and 2 friends are gonna go and see pirates of the caribean in full pirate regalia

oui i want to hear it, especially if it's full of jokes like why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrrrrrr, quality

It's imaginatively called "I wish I was a pirate". Please be as harsh as possible - I want to be a writer, and it helps getting use to really harsh criticisms as early on as possible :)

I wish I was a pirate

I wish I was a pirate,
Sailin’ on a pirate ship,
A bandana tied around me ‘ead
An’ a cutlass at me ‘ip.
A parrot on me shoulder
An’ a knotty-oaken peg
Servin’ as a substitute
For what was once a leg
An eyepatch made of tough’nd leather,
A shirt thass ‘alf torn off,
A hook in place of an ‘and
To top the outfit off.

I’d sail the seas an’ oceans
With my trust-worthy crew
‘Oistin’ up the Jolly Roger
As we sail ‘cross the blue.
I’d steer the ship with the giant wheel,
Or be lookout from the Crow’s Nest,
Standin’ boldly at the stern
Or be poilishin’ the treasure chest.
I’d clamber up the riggin’
Like a monkey ina tree,
Or drift to sleep in me ‘ammock,
Content with a life of piratrey.

I’d converse in pirate lingo:
“A-har, me mateys, avast!”
Or bellow, “Land Ahoy!”
From the nest perched a-top the mast.
Readin’ faded treasure maps
Where X marks the spot,
And row out to distant islands
Once we’ve let the anchor drop.
I’d polish all the cannons,
I’d stack all the cannon balls,
I’d peel potatoes in the galley
An’ I’d always swab the ‘alls.

If another ship would come along
We’d swing unto its deck,
And if the crew is sleepin’,
Then we’ll slit ‘em ‘cross the neck.
We’d pilage loot and plunder,
We’d cut ‘em down in swathes.
We’d rape and we’d murder,
We’d be terror of the waves.
We’d be violent as any pirate was,
We’d be violent as can be –
‘Ang about, on second thoughts,
A pirate’s life ain’t for me.







*cough*

has anyone headrd of battleheart. a pirate metal bandd?

[QUOTE]Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
missed your period
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
yeh n tht is gonna be disastorous sein as there would be no father n ill turn into big arnie in tht film wi danny devito
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
yep
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
tht woudl be ****
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
hilarious though
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
like when im going to the bus stop n bruce willis throws a car at me someone will be like "arnie get down" n ill be like canny, pregnant n die
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
hahaha
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
n someone else will be like, oh your about to give birthn the doc will say "i'll be back" n leave n he will die cause bruce will throw a moving train at them[/QUOTE]

:-\

Gur, thats pretty awesome man :)

AHHHHHH i need to loose wieght for uni, i just dont have motivation to go and do it.

Ive been saying for a couple of days that tomorrow i will start (ive been unable to the past few), start going riding and stuff. But im too lazy :(.

I also have such a crap diet, but im such a fussy eater so its hard to eat the right things.

[QUOTE=GurS]It's imaginatively called "I wish I was a pirate". Please be as harsh as possible - I want to be a writer, and it helps getting use to really harsh criticisms as early on as possible :)

I wish I was a pirate

I wish I was a pirate,
Sailin’ on a pirate ship,
A bandana tied around me ‘ead
An’ a cutlass at me ‘ip.
A parrot on me shoulder
An’ a knotty-oaken peg
Servin’ as a substitute
For what was once a leg
An eyepatch made of tough’nd leather,
A shirt thass ‘alf torn off,
A hook in place of an ‘and
To top the outfit off.

I’d sail the seas an’ oceans
With my trust-worthy crew
‘Oistin’ up the Jolly Roger
As we sail ‘cross the blue.
I’d steer the ship with the giant wheel,
Or be lookout from the Crow’s Nest,
Standin’ boldly at the stern
Or be poilishin’ the treasure chest.
I’d clamber up the riggin’
Like a monkey ina tree,
Or drift to sleep in me ‘ammock,
Content with a life of piratrey.

I’d converse in pirate lingo:
“A-har, me mateys, avast!”
Or bellow, “Land Ahoy!”
From the nest perched a-top the mast.
Readin’ faded treasure maps
Where X marks the spot,
And row out to distant islands
Once we’ve let the anchor drop.
I’d polish all the cannons,
I’d stack all the cannon balls,
I’d peel potatoes in the galley
An’ I’d always swab the ‘alls.

If another ship would come along
We’d swing unto its deck,
And if the crew is sleepin’,
Then we’ll slit ‘em ‘cross the neck.
We’d pilage loot and plunder,
We’d cut ‘em down in swathes.
We’d rape and we’d murder,
We’d be terror of the waves.
We’d be violent as any pirate was,
We’d be violent as can be –
‘Ang about, on second thoughts,
A pirate’s life ain’t for me.







*cough*[/QUOTE]

last line doesn't flow, rest of it is absolutely 10/10

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]last line doesn't flow, rest of it is absolutely 10/10[/QUOTE]

really? I dunno, personally I find it flows, but I probably read it weirdly in order to make it scan :P

but be meaner! :angry:

Hey kids...what's the haps?

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