[url]http://gawker.com/5440825/lady-gagas-whorish-face-the-topic-of-anti%20gay-churchs-surefire-hit-single[/url]

best irl trolls ever

that's every school ever

when I transferred after my freshman year, **** was ridiculous

oh westboro baptist church, you cards

kansas represent

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5LvR5YRcY[/url]

haha morbid angel...

yeah beavis and butthead had a disdain for all forms of extreme metal it would seem

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4aD90PATk[/url]

i like that girl from beavis and butthead shes pretty

stho wEiRdDddD!

nah im just kidding but ya know who's cute as can be is the mermaid from spongebob

[IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/thumb/4/42/Mindy1.jpg/300px-Mindy1.jpg[/IMG]

/head explodes

how would one **** a mermaid

do they have a vag[size=2]i[/size]nal cavity somewhere?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737449]how would one **** a mermaid

do they have a vag[size=2]i[/size]nal cavity somewhere?[/QUOTE]

idk

how do fish ****?:confused:

they have stringy dicks don't they

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737452]they have stringy dicks don't they[/QUOTE]

i want one so i can play cats cradle when i'm bored

don't worms have dicks on the inside or something unusual like that

yeah, don't type fish dick into google like I just tried to out of curiosity

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737460]yeah, don't type fish dick into google like I just tried to out of curiosity[/QUOTE]

i'm gonna but only when i'm done eating

ahaha

i couldnt help it

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737427]yeah beavis and butthead had a disdain for all forms of extreme metal it would seem

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4aD90PATk[/url][/QUOTE]

Probably one of my favorite songs by them.

itd be better with french lyrics

best in translation

i need to get back into this novel i was writing a while back, **** is philosophical as balls

“I’m going to do you this favor. By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be looking at your current state of mind with the same bewildered detachment of someone in a hallucinogenic drug-induced haze remembering an old friend they haven’t even seen in years. But you’re going to have to follow my every whimsical command faithfully. Everything from petty silliness to potentially devastating and life-threatening acts of irresponsibility. At any moment, you may be called upon to do things your entire heart and soul will cry out against, yet you will blindly follow anyway. Consider it the Betsy Blood version of organized religion. Do you think you can handle that?”

just ate some bk was good not vry satisfying thanks to morons not being abloe2understand that plain means plain

i used to order plain burgers as a kid, now i need all the fixings to have a good time

I ****ing hate mayo/ketchup/mustard.

**** is puke.

yeah i had to wipe all that **** off

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17737514]I ****ing hate mayo/ketchup/mustard.

**** is puke.[/QUOTE]

I agree with mustard.

Mayo is good on some things but not really burgers. Ketchup is good on even fewer things.

More places should put ranch dressing on their stuff instead, as ranch is the elitest of condiments

Mayo is iffy. It's one of those foods I can eat if I don't think about it too much.

Mustard is heil though and ketchup is pretty good.


and yeah jcs ranch dressing is awesome on sandwiches. i like to put ranch or salsa on bread and microwave it before putting stuff on it some times,

Mayo is the worst thing ever.

if it's applied more than lightly and casually than yeah it's pretty bad

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17737519]

and yeah jcs ranch dressing is awesome on sandwiches. i like to put ranch or salsa on bread and microwave it before putting stuff on it some times,[/QUOTE]

dude

best thing ever is a grilled cheese with a bunch chunky salsa on it

so I saw some Arab yesterday in the mall walking around in a pro-Islam terror group t-shirt

would it be racist to call him out on it?

cheese doesnt go well with ketchup, mustard, mayo or pickels

so why do they put them on burgers

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737524]so I saw some Arab yesterday in the mall walking around in a pro-Islam terror group t-shirt

would it be racist to call him out on it?[/QUOTE]

well what did the shirt say?

lots of arabic text, ISLAM in massive bold font and some **** about bloodshed for the holy terror

I couldn't believe it, was almost unreal

derka derka!

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737528]lots of arabic text, ISLAM in massive bold font and some **** about bloodshed for the holy terror

I couldn't believe it, was almost unreal[/QUOTE]

Well I wouldn't have confronted him cuz he probably would have blown you up

allah allah, jihad

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17737529]derka derka![/QUOTE]

MATT DAMONNNNNNNNN

derp

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17737528]lots of arabic text, ISLAM in massive bold font and some **** about bloodshed for the holy terror

I couldn't believe it, was almost unreal[/QUOTE]

you sure it wasnt jaundice wearing it for ironic effect