[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17899855]Not quite. They singled me out. Everybody else does it, maybe even more than me. It's cause they want me to cut my hair and I won't.[/QUOTE]

cutting my hair was an awesome decision

I'll be cutting mine eventually, I just have to make sure I do it when nothing bad has happened at work recently so they know I didn't do it for them. :)

its kinda dumb to piss off the people who pay you

wise words from a sage

I actually found an opening at a museum near me that needs a part time security guard


might do it for some extra cash

Nice. Security is fun!

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17899865]Nice. Security is fun![/quote]
yeah idk what it pays but I need some mo' lettuce in my garden if you catch what I'm throwin'

wooo security WOOOOOoOOOOO!! YeaAAhh!!!

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17899856]oh my bad



go back to work with a patch ridden denim vest, black spandex and nike high tops[/QUOTE]

thrashkid.jpg

I'll secure your ****ing face faggot ****ing **** ****er

[I]move along sir, nothing to see here[/I]

whoa

I haven't worked in a week and a half and it sucks balls. I've learned to spread a $5 bill out though

urmom learnd 2 spread her $5 bill

yeah right my mom only has tissues, gum and dollar bills in her purse buck-o

all night security dude

u gotta take a class for security gaurd here i tryed 2 b 1 but they wouldnt let me cuz i kill peepz

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17899896]u gotta take a class for security gaurd here i tryed 2 b 1 but they wouldnt let me cuz i kill peepz[/QUOTE]

yea i love that marshmallow LOL

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17899782]just walked all around town trying to find some spice

got a gram and now my friend megan is about to pick me up to chill

not gonna smoke any with her because she's prone to anxiety attacks and prob won't holla at her because she's a lesbian i think[/QUOTE]
this was kinda boring

but im pretty sure i could easily **** her and her sister its just idkkkkkkk if i want it you know what im saying

no.

no.

yes.

I have some pretty awesome bros

i fuked a young girl 1 time

Go into detail just as to why they are awesome bros.

she was barely a teen

its just they're the type of girls that uhh

they're not particularly attractive at all but you can tell they're totally about dick and probably somewhat talented

you know

and its like, honor code or nahhh

make the older sister watch u gag the younger sister with ur wiener

how do you go about deducting such things alex

i can't stop watching videos on bdsmplaypen I think my balls are gonna explode

[quote=Jaundice;17899965]its just they're the type of girls that uhh

they're not particularly attractive at all but you can tell they're totally about dick and probably somewhat talented

you know

and its like, honor code or nahhh[/quote]yeah but those girls are good ****s. just turn the lights off or someting.

haz: i saw one today and he was hitting her with a paddle and shoving things up in some holes and i was like wow this is dumb,.

these honour codes and morals and such things

they just get in the way

a man just wants to have a little fun

[QUOTE]how do you go about deducting such things alex[/QUOTE]cuz uhh idk every time i've ever hung out with them all they ever talked about was sex

and the younger one (she's like 16, no pedo) was all like "ughh im great at head ... blah, i'm always ready to **** all the time...blah"

could 1get in trouble for googling cp? where is a safe place

don't google cp i'll be very disappointed in you

just say oh yeah? after everything they say and see where that gets you

im 2 scurred

google images was my main source for animal photography when i was 12

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17899974]cuz uhh idk every time i've ever hung out with them all they ever talked about was sex

and the younger one (she's like 16, no pedo) was all like "ughh im great at head ... blah, i'm always ready to **** all the time...blah"[/QUOTE]

maybe they're just trolling you

what you do is google nudist colonies.