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Tyler 01-15-2011 04:13 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18358248]wait, canada has an army?

thought they just had those guys in red jackets and gay hats on horses[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18358251]pretty sure that is the army[/QUOTE]

No. That's the RCMP. And for what it's worth, they don't all wear those uniforms and they're honestly some of the most terrifying law enforcement people I've met. You really don't fuck with those guys. There's a real disconnect between the RCMPs who put on musicals and are basically tourist attractions and the ones who taze people to death in airports or carry around sub-machine guns

Also, our Army has the reputation of having some of the best training out there, it's just that we're using guns made out of melted hot wheels.

Aakon_Keetreh 01-15-2011 04:15 PM

i could see them being huge badasses so makes sense.

P13 01-15-2011 04:15 PM

[QUOTE=Tyler;18358281]No. That's the RCMP. And for what it's worth, they don't all wear those uniforms and they're honestly some of the most terrifying law enforcement people I've met. You really don't fuck with those guys.

Also, our Army has the reputation of having some of the best training out there, it's just that we're using [B]guns made out of melted hot wheels[/B].[/QUOTE]

yeah the RCMP has international jurisdiction. ie you can't run

and yeah, one of my dad's friends was a sniper in the military and said you could really tell that they have to cheap out on the quality of the weapons

Tyler 01-15-2011 04:18 PM

also the military joke is one only p13 will get because he's in Ottawa (I think). Basically we had this really really huge snowstorm like a decade ago and the military was inexplicably called in to help shovel and clean up. It was really embarrassing.

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 04:20 PM

who cares guys, the ravens are winning

P13 01-15-2011 04:27 PM

[QUOTE=Tyler;18358287]also the military joke is one only p13 will get because he's in Ottawa (I think). Basically we had this really really huge snowstorm like a decade ago and the military was inexplicably called in to help shovel and clean up. It was really embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

ye I'm in ottawa

we still joke about that over here

xMalcolmXx 01-15-2011 04:28 PM

turn on football game

first thing i hear is welcome to pittsburgher

turn off football game

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 04:42 PM

faggot

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 04:47 PM

game is fucking beautiful

let it be known i called ravens as super bowl champs during the preseason

burtreynolds 01-15-2011 04:48 PM

patriots-falcons superbowl....called it months ago....will probably be wrong haha

xMalcolmXx 01-15-2011 04:53 PM

i called never watching a football game this year from the preseason lets hope i'm right

APirate 01-15-2011 05:00 PM

went to the bar with my dad and watched a indie show

debauchery ensued

Destroy All Girls 01-15-2011 05:02 PM

wonders what kind of a man gave birth to jaundice

dong chavez 01-15-2011 05:07 PM

drank way too much last night argh

Anglachel 01-15-2011 05:46 PM

argh

i dont need the army because im a MAN

dong chavez 01-15-2011 05:49 PM

why would you need an army when you can fight wars yourself?

Glitterati 01-15-2011 05:51 PM

[QUOTE=Tyler;18358287]Basically we had this really really huge snowstorm like a decade ago and the military was inexplicably called in to help shovel and clean up. It was really embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

hahah i remember that

and yeah you dont fuck with the rcmp, ive never had a bad experience with them but i have enough common sense not to act like a retard around them (i save that for here)

illmitch 01-15-2011 05:52 PM

ravens currently imploding

Tyler 01-15-2011 05:54 PM

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18358366]hahah i remember that

and yeah you dont fuck with the rcmp, ive never had a bad experience with them but i have enough common sense not to act like a retard around them (i save that for here)[/QUOTE]

I met a bunch of dudes from their bomb squad and they were hilarious, they had this bomb robot they kept making go into the womens washroom freak people out, but as funny as those dudes were they were both like seven feet tall and looked like they could probably eat me

RouteOne 01-15-2011 05:59 PM

[quote=Angmar;18357355][IMG]http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/bws/upload/2010/12/jester_king_black_metal_imperi/Black%20Metal%20Blog.jpg[/IMG]

I NEED to get my hands on some of this.[/quote]
sounds tasty

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 06:11 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18358368]ravens currently imploding[/QUOTE]

bad quarter they're going to win still. steelers o-line isn't going to be able to maintain through the 4th.

EDIT: as was just displayed

RouteOne 01-15-2011 06:12 PM

Steelers will win it.

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 06:27 PM

come again?

RouteOne 01-15-2011 06:32 PM

[I]Steelers will win it.[/I]

Anglachel 01-15-2011 06:34 PM

I hope steelers win so I dont have to listen to angry relatives

Nepenthe 01-15-2011 06:37 PM

ron you're not posting hard enough i can't hear you

Anglachel 01-15-2011 06:37 PM

also that beer looks fucking satan

Destroy All Girls 01-15-2011 06:57 PM

marinading a steak

real talk

RouteOne 01-15-2011 07:01 PM

[quote=Nepenthe;18358415]ron you're not posting hard enough i can't hear you[/quote]
:smash:

P13 01-15-2011 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18358355]argh

i dont need the army because im a MAN[/QUOTE]

fuck that snow up


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