i drank tea with her and we talked about business men flying to vietnam and drinking cobra sake and then sleeping with kids
also good quote "drinking green tea keeps your genitals at the top levels of functioning" :lol: this girl rules |
Totally had an awkward moment at work.
No one's in the office today so I figured I'd get some schoolwork done and as I was reading my text, my boss came in to do some work. Most awkward hour ever lol. |
thats nothing dawg
i had got called to the front of a class in 8th grade to do a presentation stood up and had a boner |
haha brother had that
tried to cover it up guys noticexd |
fuck
just got robbed £50 from a cashpoint |
[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18872513]damn it, i was gonna go swimming with this fine puerto rican biddy, then her mom texted her "we on da way?? bonefish. u join us?"
so now i have to wait for her to eat late lunch with her mom and aunt i guess, then we're going swimming. got to witness that text, and still get to witness dat ass so all good.[/QUOTE] This is made up. |
i c ur jelly
this girl used to crowdkill at hardcore shows in high school, i was genuinely afraid of her :lol: |
1. crowd kill 37 up, 6 down
Verb 1) When at a hardcore/metalcore show someone hardcore dances along the the boarder of the mosh pit with the intent of hitting the crowd. Crowd killers apparently believe that it is not hardcore to not participate in dancing when at hardcore shows. Ironically crowd killer toughness is questionable (it would be socially unnacceptable for a member of the crowd who hasn't been hardcore dancing to begin throwing kicks, punches, ect. in defense when approached by crowd killers) as they frequently hit unsuspecting crowd members who (if aware of the strike) in the context of one on one (in some cases) could stand their ground and drop that sucka. Crowd killers (as they can be called?) often target who they plan to hit and typically go after "emo kids" and/or "scene kids". |
i crowdkill, zero fucks given
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Mappy, no one believes that you'd take a girl swimming as a date.
You aren't that stupid. |
why is that stupid? girls love swimming
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Not with a pale whale.
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not true, lots of dark wimminz like white bros
EDIT: and from what i've seen being fat doesn't matter, i see fat dudes with good lookin' broads all the time, makes me p mad tbh lol |
Those fat guys tend to have money.
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[QUOTE=Stevie;18872540]1. crowd kill 37 up, 6 down
Verb 1) When at a hardcore/metalcore show someone hardcore dances along the the boarder of the mosh pit with the intent of hitting the crowd. Crowd killers apparently believe that it is not hardcore to not participate in dancing when at hardcore shows. Ironically crowd killer toughness is questionable (it would be socially unnacceptable for a member of the crowd who hasn't been hardcore dancing to begin throwing kicks, punches, ect. in defense when approached by crowd killers) as they frequently hit unsuspecting crowd members who (if aware of the strike) in the context of one on one (in some cases) could stand their ground and drop that sucka. Crowd killers (as they can be called?) often target who they plan to hit and typically go after "emo kids" and/or "scene kids".[/QUOTE] I saw Acacia Strain one night, Vincent was yelling shite like "if you seen a scene kid in this place, walk up and knock that bitch out!" |
punks
the only music genre fans that make sweaty metalheads seem like sophisticated intellectuals |
lol
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Watching the MTV, I'd right fuck the piss out of Miley Cyrus
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started playing skyrim again because its summer and i have nothing else to do
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[QUOTE]nothing else to do[/QUOTE]
diablo3diablo3diablo3diablo333 |
i'm playing assassin's creed 2 and it's vv fun
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what console is that ?
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360
gonna start bioshock 2 and harvest all the little sisters this time |
h&d you're struggling so hard :lol:
we were throwing a frisbee for a while then jumped in the river for a little split up to shower meeting up later to drank she said she's gonna start coming over every day to make me do physical shit with her and get back in shape, so down we're going hiking and swimming tomorrow, gonna be sick |
I'm sure you'll blow her away.
Get it. Blow. Whale. Blowhole. Ok that wasn't my best. |
that was good because it was so bad
i robotripped with this girl a few summers ago lol |
Hahah good luck bro, srsly.
I would not go swimming but what do I know girls fall all over me. |
how fat must this girl be
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ADB is about to troll Mappy off MX for the night, again.
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she sounds so classy
i mean crowdkilling and robotrippin, so hot |
[QUOTE=Juddybear;18872608]360
gonna start bioshock 2 and harvest all the little sisters this time[/QUOTE] bioshock infinite's been pushed back again ffs |
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relevant movie for frankie |
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/49797/Float-Face-Down-Bury-Your-Beliefs/[/url]
what you guys think? |
[QUOTE=adbforever;18872631]how fat must this girl be[/QUOTE]
shes actually in really good shape she used to be fat though haha |
all jokes aside float face down is really really terrible
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i like them
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listening to my war and playing skate 2 feelin like a 9th grader
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thats sick
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[QUOTE]shes actually in really good shape
[/QUOTE] so does she have a busted face or something whats the catch here im guessing she has vd |
having a lazy day in my living room drinking lemonade
thinking of putting on a movie |
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