[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17685397]sounds kinda gay bro

jk[/QUOTE]

lol, you've hurt me twice today bb :(

[QUOTE=The Stig;17685410]Because your lifestyle sucks?

@ Alex[/QUOTE]

my hairdo isn't cool
and my lips are lined with drool
i'm a mess, since you left

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17685407]yeah I don't work in a car dealership posting on forums all day and listen to metalcore much but i've often noticed the same thing ;)[/QUOTE]

yeah minus the obv of course

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685412]my hairdo isn't cool
and my lips are lined with drool
i'm a mess, since you left[/QUOTE]

not to rat on weezer but these seem to be kind of generic one size fits all lyrics a lot of people could relate to though

my hairdo is never cool

but i've never liked weezer

what could this mean

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17685415]not to rat on weezer but these seem to be kind of generic one size fits all lyrics a lot of people could relate to though[/QUOTE]it actually happened to me tho right before the album came out

i could probably write a massive essay about weezer lyrical content, i'm starting to even notice a loose concept on Raditude. something about focusing on fun and happiness in the face of tragedy.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685417]focusing on fun and happiness in the face of tragedy.[/QUOTE]

this is how we should all live tbh

esp. at funerals

[i]life is a tragedy[/i]

it's my new thing. i feel like i'm starting to [I]move on[/I], as the saying goes.

lets play practical jokes on the weeping widow

I saw this pr0n once where a woman is weeping over her dead man in a coffin then she ends up banging the preacher on top of it after closing the lid.

i was thinking the other day how cool it would be to go to a random funeral and pretend to be a distant relative.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17685419]Shut up.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685432]i was thinking the other day how cool it would be to go to a random funeral and pretend to be a distant relative.[/QUOTE]

it would be like the opposite of wedding crashers!

i was thinking the other day how cool it would be to go to a random funeral and plant a timed explosive within the carcass

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685432]i was thinking the other day how cool it would be to go to a random funeral and pretend to be a distant relative.[/QUOTE]

you got [I]distant[/I] right

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17685437]it would be like the opposite of wedding crashers![/QUOTE]

it's not really a [i]direct[/i] opposite

i've at least given mild consideration to being an undertaker but i'm not sure it's a really in demand field.

but it would give me this respectable air of dark mystery.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685443]i've at least given mild consideration to being an undertaker but i'm not sure it's a really in demand field.[/QUOTE]

all the more reason to pursue it

unless you mean, by consumers. people are always dying

well yeah there will always be dying people and the relatives that want to have a big going away party

but i mean i can't picture there being a huge need for young and aspiring undertakers

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17685442]it's not really a [i]direct[/i] opposite[/QUOTE]

good point

the exact opposite would be like going into a divorce court and pretending to be a lawyer

you get to work in a darkened basement with dead corpses listening to industrial music if you so choose to do so

sounds elite

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685443]i've at least given mild consideration to being an undertaker but i'm not sure it's a really in demand field.[/QUOTE]

i've thought about that sometimes but then i realized the only reason i would want to do that is because i really really like the show six feet under

discuss: crass rules

i could just see myself laughing quietly to the sound of Severed Heads while sewing a dead person's eyelids shut

i've always made a point of doing things wrong at work just to see if i can get away with it, i'd hate to see what type of jokes i'd play if i got bored.

[QUOTE=illmitch;17685458]discuss: crass rules[/QUOTE]

discuss: no

ball's in your court mitch

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685459]i could just see myself laughing quietly to the sound of Severed Heads while sewing a dead person's eyelids shut

i've always made a point of doing things wrong at work just to see if i can get away with it, i'd hate to see what type of jokes i'd play if i got bored.[/QUOTE]
experimental necrophilia

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17685459]i could just see myself laughing quietly to the sound of Severed Heads while sewing a dead person's eyelids shut

i've always made a point of doing things wrong at work just to see if i can get away with it, i'd hate to see what type of jokes i'd play if i got bored.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you would be above necrophilia somehow if nobody is watching

[QUOTE=The Stig;17685445]I'll bet your favorite aldehyde to huff is formaldehyde.[/QUOTE]

reminds me of an old punk song i loved:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQcCC6zBIc[/URL]

I wouldn't do necro unless everyone in the world except for me died.

If that happened , tho, i'd have to get stupid for a few days until decomp set in.

Hell maybe even after the decomp set in, there's no morality when every one who could judge me is dead.