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Stupid children with stupid instruments making stupid songs. We don’t care what bands you think we sound like.Benny Santoro: VocalsMr. Chark King: GuitarJoe Occhiuti: KeysMike Abiuso: BassChris Constantino: DrumsWe’re a band called The Venetia Fair and we have no fucking clue what we’re doing.Our names are Benny, Mr. Chark, Mike, Joe Brown, and Chris. My name, specifically, is Benny and I feel like I’m babysittingfour 12-year-olds all the time. Actually, I feel like I’m a 12-year-old babysitting four other 12-year-olds and doing a really badjob (even for a 12-year-old). Mr. Chark is ...read more
Stupid children with stupid instruments making stupid songs. We don’t care what bands you think we sound like.Benny Santoro: VocalsMr. Chark King: GuitarJoe Occhiuti: KeysMike Abiuso: BassChris Constantino: DrumsWe’re a band called The Venetia Fair and we have no fucking clue what we’re doing.Our names are Benny, Mr. Chark, Mike, Joe Brown, and Chris. My name, specifically, is Benny and I feel like I’m babysittingfour 12-year-olds all the time. Actually, I feel like I’m a 12-year-old babysitting four other 12-year-olds and doing a really badjob (even for a 12-year-old). Mr. Chark is like that weird 12-year-old who has a calculator watch, carries a compass (but stillgets lost all the time), and loves the sound of his own voice, especially when he’s not using words. Mike’s more like ahyperactive 14-year-old who got held back and has to hang out with the younger kids but doesn’t mind because he gets tobe better than them at everything and the older kids are boring,anyway. Joe Brown is the obnoxious 12-year-old who steals“chromies” off of tires in the parking lot and learns obscene words to scream so he can explain that “it actually means femaledog!” to his angry teachers. « hide |
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