ASAP Rocky
TESTING


3.5
great

Review

by Piglet USER (9 Reviews)
June 12th, 2022 | 14 replies


Release Date: 2018 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Quality cloistered in muppetry

It should be no surprise to anyone that 4 years after the release of TESTING, A$AP Rocky has succeeded in doing nothing of note besides going to jail. Because despite the fact his personality and quality comes through consistently on this record, it does seem like he’s being willingly waterboarded with enough codeine to drown a blue whale. If his ego now isn't suspended in some kind of permanent interdimensional astral deluge from all the drugs he’s taken, then he deserves to be congratulated.

In any case, his rapping on this record sounds like effortless freestyling, and bedded into his strongest verses is his trademark lilting flows, riding the beats with ease. At no point does he weigh down the album’s sonic ambition with a slew of moral deliberations or conscious wank, instead he simply just warbles out fatuous bars efficiently.

One of the album’s strongest qualities are the melodies, although some are dangerously close to being annoying. Praise The Lord for example, features a suspiciously happy sounding flute, tittering hi-hats and alternating bass bonks, whilst the rapper men decide to belabour the point of praising the lord ironically in a staccato pocket throughout the whole song. Only A$AP could point out his contemporaries’ iniquities and hypocrisy with such cheekiness, and for it to still sound meaningless. It works as a whole, and yet could just as easily be torture to those with more disgruntled ears.

Most of the features complement or otherwise better the sound of the record, no less than Skepta on the aforementioned song, or FKA Twigs on Fukk Sleep; what would otherwise be a mediocre track. Her falsetto pierces the analog beat and A$AP’s half-asleep malady with angelic authority and one only wishes her influence could’ve been blooded onto more of the album. She offers a contrast that all the other features simply don’t have.

There’s also a lot of redeeming qualities to the production, which is spearheaded by the aptly named Dean Blunt. The overblown bass on the opener sounds like a buzzsaw being dunked in a birdbath of bubblegum. The reversed samples on songs like A$AP Forever and Tony Tone gives them an understated, hypnotic edge, and they are also incidentally the strongest tracks. And speaking of hypnotic, Kids Turned Out Fine is glutted with not only too many drugs, but also these disorientating guitars tracing back and forwards through the same whirring scale. A$AP also has a rare moment of self-revelation on this track; realizing the slew of psychedelics he’s taken might not be that helpful. It certainly isn’t to the quality of the record in any case, as the back half of it resembles a comedown and complete dearth of effort. That isn’t to say Hun43rd or Changes is terrible per se, it’s just they offer nothing in terms of content and detail.

I’ve barely touched the surface on ideas which deserve to be cynically jibbered at. For example, there is so much potential left on the table on a track like Gunz N Butter. The backing vocalwork sounds like it was laid down in half the time it takes to water a cactus. Similarly, the hollowed out vocal refrain on Buck Shots is worthy of a grimace borne out of distaste. Then there’s Brotha Man, which sounds like a dilapidated entree to Tyler the Creator’s abomination, Flower Boy at various points, and moreover is just as worthless. Also whoever thought that ribbiting frog beat on OG Beeper was a good idea, must’ve forgot in that moment what good ideas are.

Yet despite all the ways this album teeters on failing, the mortar of A$AP’s charisma and the bricks of the fever dream production of the first half, hold the holistic experience together against the sewerage of the back half. There’s just enough fat to chew on despite the fact the dish as a whole is undercooked and marinated in indifference.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Piglet
June 12th 2022


8475 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

bodged together this review for the sole purpose of watching you pelicans of sputnik gibber at each other, over whether this album is gud or not



ur welcome

Drifter
June 12th 2022


20820 Comments


pos

Mort.
June 12th 2022


25062 Comments


surprised this had no review

RabbitInTheGround
June 12th 2022


113 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

pos'd



yeah this album intentionally messy in annoying way but there are some great tracks on this. I'm a big fan of Purity

JeetJeet
June 12th 2022


12160 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

About time this got a review tbh

Album is a huge fucking mess and kinda sucks but its also got some incredible songs on it.

Anyone hear his latest song DMB?

JeetJeet
June 12th 2022


12160 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Damn I have so many takes on this album that I finally get to throw out

This is Rocky's worst lyrical performance on this album, but he kinda spazzes on Guns n Butter

Carti and Smooky own Buckshots, along with that insane Kelvin Krash production. Probably the hardest song on the album

Hun43rd is classic Rocky. Best song on here and a top 10 Rocky track. I need him to work with Dev more often.

Frank absolutely WASHED Rocky on Purity

Kids Turned Out Fine gotta be the worst shit Rocky's ever made.

Conmaniac
June 12th 2022


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Piglet!?!?!?! Hope ur swell-o my dude

Dang what a review also this album prob grew the most on me…originally had it at a 2.5 or sumthnnn. Lots of bangers here tho

RabbitInTheGround
June 12th 2022


113 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Calldrops is so horrible. hearing Kodak croon on speaker phone...completely forgot about that garbage

hasan
June 14th 2022


988 Comments


rapping some good testing of stuff out an experiment like CD title on the songs a score here of 7 out of 10

HasanMedia

matbla00
April 6th 2023


568 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ASAP forever on that Moby sample is such a phenomenal track

Conmaniac
April 6th 2023


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

trueeee gives me chills fs

album needs a bit more love imo

matbla00
April 6th 2023


568 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Absolutely. Phenomenal vibe of this whole thing



I'm worried about the upcoming one, tho

Relinquished
April 6th 2023


48715 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

As long as he brings the bars, that’s all I care about

Conmaniac
April 6th 2023


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

worried about the upcoming one as well...singles were p mid but I trust in ASAP so ya hopefully he brings the BARS



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