Billie Eilish Hit Me Hard and Soft
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Wildcardbitchesss
May 20th 2024


12687 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah, song sucks but it is absolutely perfect for that corny shit that is the Moore era. Casino Royale is by far the best bond movie tho imo. I think everyone glazing Connery era movies are wearing like five pairs of rose tinted glasses.



Dr No is decent at best, admittedly, FRWL is phenomenal and one of my favorite Bond movies, but I find Goldfinger to be overrated. Thunderball is fine, You Only Live Twice is mid, and Diamonds Are Forever is complete garbage and easily the worst EON Connery film.

keep in mind I’m talking a lot of shit but I fucking adore every Bond film. I’m just talking from like a more adult perspective and viewing them more as a critic. Love Goldfinger, love Dr. No etc etc

Having said that, I much prefer Timothy Dalton and Craig’s take on the character.



Gun to my head… it goes:



1. Craig

2. Dalton

3. Connery

4. Brosnan (solely for Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies, the last two are trash)

5. Lazenby

6. Moore

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
May 20th 2024


10001 Comments


Bond, as a whole, is a silly film franchise. I liked casino royale but found the extended ending a mess. The follow-ups were mid to atrocious. Tbf I saw thunderball about a year ago and thought it held up well for a goofy 60's spy movie. I like Dalton's era the best though

Donchivo
May 20th 2024


2009 Comments


Bond, as a whole, is a silly film franchise [2]

Pikazilla
May 20th 2024


30447 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

can confirm this is much better than arab strap

Orb
May 20th 2024


9440 Comments


Dawg sweet review I thought I could get long winded sometimes tho, jesus christ man. was a joy to read all the same;!!

Slex
May 20th 2024


16792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I just thought all the preamble is a lil bit in bad taste but people ran with this lmao, Johnny is a better writer than me or *checks notes* Smormu69 or whoever

Odal
Staff Reviewer
May 20th 2024


2310 Comments

Album Rating: 4.2

Craig bond themes have been unreal. Skyfall and No Time to Die are perfection



Also gave this another listen this morning, hasn't lost a step still

MTObsidian
May 20th 2024


240 Comments


Not that it matters from a pleb like me, but I found this particular review enthralling and very well written. I don't even care that much for pop music yet I easily read the whole thing. I guess when the Johnny review hits it hits good

SteakByrnes
May 20th 2024


30129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Chihiro is very cool, this is solid so far. Biggest complaint is that the drums sound like shit and sound fake

SteakByrnes
May 20th 2024


30129 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

L'amour de ma vie has an Asking Alexandria 09 era trance break that rules

Slex
May 20th 2024


16792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Those are definitely my 2 fave songs yeah

Uzumaki
May 20th 2024


4580 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Y’all sleeping on “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” as the best Bond, shame on you

ToSmokMuzyki
May 20th 2024


11671 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

sput offical bond thread lettttttssss goooooooooooo

Slex
May 20th 2024


16792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Woah woah WOAH Fogza are you saying Skyfall is mid??

Cormano
May 20th 2024


4201 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"sput offical bond thread lettttttssss goooooooooooo"



please no

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
May 20th 2024


10001 Comments


Skyfall is mid. There, I said it!

MTObsidian
May 20th 2024


240 Comments


Man, now I want to go watch some James Bond films. Haven't done that in a while.

Skyfall is great from what I remember. What makes it so mid to you, fog?

Slex
May 20th 2024


16792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Fogza yr a madman

nol
May 20th 2024


12280 Comments


first song has them frank ocean skyline to vibes

Ryus
May 20th 2024


37484 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

wtf rly

listening immediately



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