Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department (Anthology)
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Wildcardbitchesss
May 20th 2024


12635 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If I gave it a two does that mean seeing some titties would make me give it a six somehow

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 20th 2024


61221 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

if she had gone nude for the cover, this thread would be *packed with the same reel aRtiStz wuld nEVER uSe theyer b0deez lyk dis iF teh muZik waS guD troglodytes as literally every other pop album with halfway racy artwork

Wildcardbitchesss
May 20th 2024


12635 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

god tier page break

Purpl3Spartan
May 20th 2024


8769 Comments


You’re canonically correct because it landed on a pagebreak

ToSmokMuzyki
May 20th 2024


11664 Comments


i would def 4.5 for nudez

porcupinetheater
May 20th 2024


11051 Comments


Don’t compare Taylor to Chelsea Wolfe

Meridiu5
May 20th 2024


4170 Comments


album art on midnights was softcore content but that got a three.

she still needs some songwriting unfortunately.

nol
May 20th 2024


12280 Comments


There are three ads within the review itself here for me on mobile. wtf man

nol
May 20th 2024


12280 Comments


my UI is buggin out

StormChaser
May 20th 2024


2210 Comments


Why would you type that out and hit submit

sry

matbla00
May 20th 2024


579 Comments


I mean, she's just essentialized the 6.5/10 white american girl in mid 20s. I've dated and once nearly married a few of taylors (minus the actual accomplishments). I think her music, just like those women, offers both quite a bit and a little at the same time. And if you're especially (un)lucky, the breakup trauma factory will be on like in all her albums – even when she's happy with the nfl guy, it's all about manufactured romantic edge, because she's just got nothing else to say.


Sorry guys, it's been a long day at work, lol.

bellovddd
May 20th 2024


6566 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

this album is the equivalent to a pyramid oil scheme.

Asdfp277
May 20th 2024


24466 Comments


drag name lula roe

pizzamachine
May 20th 2024


27393 Comments


This album is the equi of valent

bellovddd
May 20th 2024


6566 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

a sighting of pizza out in the sput wild :O

Asdfp277
May 20th 2024


24466 Comments


pizz of machine

pizzamachine
May 21st 2024


27393 Comments


No it’s a pizza macheeeen

Asdfp277
May 21st 2024


24466 Comments


like pusheen but a robot

Wildcardbitchesss
May 21st 2024


12635 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

“Don’t compare Taylor to Chelsea Wolfe”

whoever did such a thing should immediately commit seppuku and end their bloodline

ToSmokMuzyki
May 21st 2024


11664 Comments


wild card buttcheeks



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