Album Rating: 3.5

I have been liking this quite a lot. Lol. It’s slick, overproduced, samesy, but I find it quite charming and addictive. Easily my favorite of hers

I am actually really liking this album despite thinking that as always you make some great points [2]

Album Rating: 2.5

Overall a solid review, but you misinterpreted the lyrics to "Lavender Haze". It's about her feeling pressured by the media to marry Joe Alwyn, not being bicurious lol.

@ Snuko
That’s a lot of words to say you don’t know what you’re talking about and real salty. A bunch of Sput loves T-Swift, and those that don’t, don’t because she’s not Seiko Oomori.

If Johnny has ever been mad about Swift, it’s because she’s not Seiko Oomori

THEY’VE INFILTRATED

Also, objectivity in reviews is lame and offers nothing that can’t be found on either Wikipedia or simply listening. Like, I wanna know how you feel ~subjectively~ otherwise it’s pointless and we’ve made no connection across the same piece of media

Plus,
The only good objective review is thisun
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/59704/Protest-the-Hero-Volition/

Midnights is Taylor Swift's 10th studio album. The album has 13 songs on the standard edition, with a runtime of 44:02

Pos

snuko destroyed johnny holy shit

Album Rating: 2.5

FATALITY

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

holy shit imagine creating an acc just to expound theses on tswift



see my sound off for the appropriate amount of effort/style/diction

Achievement unlocked: made a swiftie angry for the first time in my life

I perfectly know what im talking about

Album Rating: 2.5

i am basking in this, wow.

This person who is definitely not a Swift fan came in because they have been following Johnny’s Swift reviews and decided they are too biased, this makes perfect sense

Also what the hell are you shitting on Carly for lol

@Snuko
What’s there to really address in your diarrhea? I don’t find any point meaningful in your comments to even want to try and respond more meaningfully. I’m not playing in this dookie to try and read yo tea leaves.

Anyway, me throwing in Seiko should’ve told you I wasn’t taking this seriously until now, and even then, only marginally

Also, better not be taking shit on Carly Rae! I’ll do a whole lotta nothing!

johnny is biased against literally any non-japanese pop artist. funny how nobody can actually refute any of snuko's points either... I think we all know why

Getting mad that people like Carly in this comment section is so funny. like these stans treat everything as competition with potential threats, lmao.

I just want a Taylor+Carly Rae collab 😞 (but for real)

Also, “ i like when she says fuck n shit n dick”