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Relinquished
April 8th 2026


50244 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

we get it bro, you slapped a 5 on it

Wildcardbitchesss
April 8th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

And I’ll do it again

Relinquished
April 8th 2026


50244 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

do it then

JayEnder
April 10th 2026


23106 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Relinquished try not to be passive aggressive challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)



And like a true chad Wildcard 5'd the new one lol

Emim
April 10th 2026


39394 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Wish they toned down the fuzzy vocals on the new one. Hard to even tell when the guest vox start

bigweinerdon
April 10th 2026


3091 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

static fuckin whey

Durrzo
April 10th 2026


3688 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Agreed about the vocal effects. I knew they were pretty heavy handed with them but Spencer's section made it really apparent that they're hiding quite a bit of vocal character.

Wildcardbitchesss
April 10th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah idk who shit in his cereal but I’ll preemptively 5 the fuck out of our emo boys

arthropod
April 12th 2026


3021 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

holy shit this riffs

Emim
April 12th 2026


39394 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The leads on fleahouse are 😤

arthropod
April 13th 2026


3021 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Pretty much on the whole album

the bridge in shame tho

Scoot
April 13th 2026


24438 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

album will always remind me of post covid recovery



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