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Wildcardbitchesss
April 6th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You totally should fam



Really urgent emocore with fuckin RIFFS and catchy ass hooks

LightAndGlass
April 7th 2026


1796 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh shit, the site is alive again.



I'm hyped beyond belief for the new album. Went kind of crazy and bought a fuckton of the merch. Couldn't decide which LP and cassette I wanted, so I got a few and copped that jacket. I adore RCD but I have a feeling IE is going to blow it out of the water. The band has just gotten so much better over the past couple years with the riffs, songwriting, and vocals. I do wish face was on here though since it might be my favorite riff that Vin has written.

bigweinerdon
April 7th 2026


3090 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

album could be gas

DarkSideOfLucca
April 7th 2026


19376 Comments


Oh shit I guess I should listen to this

This also got recd to me on Spotify because I've been jamming Moodring on repeat all week

Emim
April 7th 2026


39394 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The new song dropping during the site outage was a cruel twist of fate

LightAndGlass
April 7th 2026


1796 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Jay and I had to fangirl together on IG since we couldn't here

nash1311
April 7th 2026


11158 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Several awesome things dropped while the site was down and it made me sad

LightAndGlass
April 7th 2026


1796 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'M HAVING SURGERY THE WEEK BEFORE THE NYC ALBUM RELEASE SHOW AND WON'T BE ABLE TO GO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DarkSideOfLucca
April 7th 2026


19376 Comments


Oh damn, I live in NY too

Maybe if I get into this album I'll check em out

Scoot
April 7th 2026


24438 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this album defines sputcore, nowhere else do they get this level of love

Wildcardbitchesss
April 7th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“ I'M HAVING SURGERY THE WEEK BEFORE THE NYC ALBUM RELEASE SHOW AND WON'T BE ABLE TO GO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

Bitch you better fucking crawl there if you have to

LightAndGlass
April 8th 2026


1796 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Haha it's hip surgery (round 3) so I can't quite do 4 hours in the car plus being in the venue on crutches. I'd absolutely roll up in a wheelchair if I could manage the car ride.

Wildcardbitchesss
April 8th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ohhhh I wasn’t aware that a car ride would be involved. Shit man that still fucking sucks, horrible timing.



Well let’s all hope for a pretty extensive US tour from them. It’s kinda strange to announce the record and these two dates and that’s it. The band in general is kinda weird about that kinda shit… I love them to pieces but if they don’t have a manager they might need one.

Wildcardbitchesss
April 8th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh just now finding out they’re with Sumerian… I don’t love them but that’s a good fit for them I guess

Just glad it’s not a UK label; Sumerian at least will probably push for more US dates.

LightAndGlass
April 8th 2026


1796 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

They just did a super exclusive show in London that was a no phones, no camera thing where they announced the new album and debuted Nostalgia Kills. I'm assuming the NYC and LA shows are going for a similar thing. They're about to go on a somewhat whack tour with Motionless in White, Lorna Shore, and Fit for a King. I don't listen to any of them and my closest stop is an outdoor venue in Virginia in July in the middle of the summer. Not sure I'm going to go since SD is the opener.

arthropod
April 8th 2026


3021 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Somewhat hyped to check this, it better justify its average.

jrlikestodance
April 8th 2026


8235 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Not many bands doing this style justice like this band does

Wildcardbitchesss
April 8th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Somewhat hyped to check this, it better justify its average.”

If you like your emocore with catchy choruses with some killer riffs then yeah this is for you… tbh the avg not hitting 4 is a crying shame

jrlikestodance
April 8th 2026


8235 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Nice pun

Wildcardbitchesss
April 8th 2026


21071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

could even say it’s such.a.(crying)shame

that one fell right on its face



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