I have some criticisms of your review pizza. Too much censoring of words and your review summary is absolute dogs hit considering you gave this a 5; a handjob is the lowest form of sex, probably lower than masturbation. Your tag-line is not making me want to listen to this. Change it to BJ and I will be listening

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol

Under a godless handjob 👌🏻

an astral blowjob sounds divine, an astral handjob sounds like I'm going to be vaguely jerked around with no ending like space itself

Album Rating: 5.0

You and your picky sexcapades

Album Rating: 4.5

Artis has a point

When the handjob is done generally you feel regret and stupid like "why? Whatever...fuck this shit"



I hope his album isn't that

Very interesting thread 🤔

Album Rating: 5.0

Summary is top tier

Album Rating: 4.5

"Very interesting thread 🤔"

Blame the summary

Album Rating: 5.0

2 much handjob RIP

Where were your criticisms on my Watershed review, it needs them

Album Rating: 4.5

Prob wanking over some other rev

Album Rating: 5.0

😢

after an HJ everyone involved feels silly and stupid. I'd rather just jerk myself at that point. I'm currently jerking it to Dewi's Kat review, the album is unexpectedly awesome

If the man likes a handjob why not let him have it.

Live n let live ppl

if you're gay then it's okay to like them. Otherwise no

Album Rating: 5.0

I’m bisexual. Owned.

so much talking about handjob this blowjob that has reminded me I should revisit this one.

Yeah this is like... the apogee of doom. What an album, and what a band.

Album Rating: 4.5

Oh well...this is actually....pretty freakin good

Album Rating: 5.0

No surprise there ;)

Album Rating: 4.5

I can see anyone 5ing this thing. For me its maybe not very challenging cause it gets perhaphs too formulaic...but really, everything is perfect.



Edit: this line of thought really helped me getting the handjob metaphor