this do be having bubble bath vibes tho the man aint wrong

of course colton hates bubblebath
probably hates baths full stop

Album Rating: 3.5

Johnny im talking about my new album. You will be able to hear it asap!

what a dirty boy smfh

analogue bubblebath >

woah BET this is good news maybe I'll jam this in celebration

but also I gotta sleep

or play Jade Empire

help my futon feels like shit and the internet is pressuring me

Album Rating: 3.0

Mista Thug Isolation is very awesome maybe a 4.0

the raindrops

Album Rating: 3.0

The Raincoats

Album Rating: 3.0

Abbath>

knew you walked like a woman but talked like a man

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

i’m actually very appreciative of Colton’s reactionary low-ball score bringing down the album’s average. i much prefer to appear as though i have a contrarian and eclectic and therefore presumably highbrow taste in music so it should behoove me to encourage as many low scores as possible. let’s get this to like a 3.5 and i’ll be happy, and people will be intrigued at the fact that i’ve chosen a middling album for my favorite of the year.

Album Rating: 3.0

The text

Colton i like you but you didn't just casually dismiss the best Bioware game in favor of coffeehouse adult contemporary indie "soul"

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

🤔

the preface

lmao

Album Rating: 3.0

But who was filtered?