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gravityswitch
June 18th 2021


1876 Comments


That first paragraph is the most hilarious thing I've read this year, props sow

Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 18th 2021


21109 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Welcome to the jungle, motherfucker!

Pho3nix
June 18th 2021


1587 Comments


Agreed

ConcubinaryCode
June 19th 2021


7540 Comments


Is the parental advisory the worst thing to happen to album art or what?

hobblepot
June 22nd 2021


2947 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Well I can’t say I’m totally shocked. This is what happens when bands go from being unable to afford food to being able to bulk buy Apple products

CaliggyJack
June 26th 2021


10036 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Finally listened to the album... yikes all fucking mighty



Remedy was the only good song on there. Funny how Button and Lifestyle, which are exclusive deluxe edition tracks, are both better than everything else on the regular album.



Jesus fucking Christ.

Purpl3Spartan
June 26th 2021


8506 Comments


Paying extra for the good music?

Now that’s business

TheSonomaDude
June 26th 2021


9062 Comments


Maroon 5 is one of those "bands" (even a band anymore?) where when you think it just cant get any worse, their next album lowers the bar even further.

ghostalgeist
June 26th 2021


751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

it's like an addiction with these dudes



"CMON YOU CAN DO IT, JUST ONE MORE, JUST ONE MORE TERRIBLE RECORD"

TheSonomaDude
June 26th 2021


9062 Comments


yeah lol they're competing hard with Train for "most 1/5 releases in a row"

ghostalgeist
June 26th 2021


751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

maroon 5 vs. train, fighting for the title of world's biggest cuck

Sabrutin
July 19th 2021


9641 Comments


1.1

ToneMisfit932
July 22nd 2021


36 Comments


im gonna listen to some of this. hopefully i don't cry myself to sleep because of how bad this is...

ToneMisfit932
July 22nd 2021


36 Comments


ok i heard a little from some songs. literally all songs that could be in a summer pool party advertisment.

TheSonomaDude
July 23rd 2021


9062 Comments


yep this all music that was written for the summer blowout sale at Target

Koris
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2021


21109 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Just like all Maroon 5 since Overexposed, tbh

CaliggyJack
August 3rd 2021


10036 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This album is proof that Spotify is it's own genre of music

ghostalgeist
August 3rd 2021


751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Proof that Goodwillcore is still going strong

CaliggyJack
August 3rd 2021


10036 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"Goodwillcore"



Holy fuck I'm dying

gordodustin
August 16th 2021


525 Comments


This review made me laugh in the best way. Nice job, awful band!



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