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Scoot
June 13th 2021


20609 Comments


i can't imagine how bad this is

adam levine is a lizard brain

Kompys2000
Contributing Reviewer
June 13th 2021


6193 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Bald, bearded Adam Levine is such a cursed concept and I'm so upset it's a real thing that happened in reality

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Gyromania
June 13th 2021


32532 Comments


Bro... Lorde ended depression? Actually fucking huge

DivergentThinking
Contributing Reviewer
June 13th 2021


10716 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Big if true

Nocte
Staff Reviewer
June 13th 2021


14528 Comments


*grabs popcorn*

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
June 13th 2021


24835 Comments


That's it. We're banned in Brazil.

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StreetlightRock
Emeritus
June 13th 2021


3996 Comments


I haven't willingly listened to m5 in like a decade and now, because of you, I am going to. This is on you.

Also with that summary I thought they took a Gn'R turn or something dammit.

Colton
June 13th 2021


10966 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I think he actually looks good with the bald head

rodrigo90
June 14th 2021


6921 Comments


I still like their debut more than Native, but probably because I'm very nostalgic for that one

Still, they were the starting point where alternative rock/pop went wrong. I felt irritated when I saw a group of classmates dancing "this love". For what I understood, the aesthetics of the alternative scene was against that kind of usage.

Lucman
June 14th 2021


5281 Comments


I am giving this a genuine shot.

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DivergentThinking
Contributing Reviewer
June 14th 2021


10716 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lol, on the "professional ratings" section on this album's Wikipedia page, there's literally no critic rating above a 3/5... and that 3 is only from one person. Every other rating is a 2.5 or below. Yikes

sixdegrees
June 14th 2021


11727 Comments


How does he keep getting away with it

Nocte
Staff Reviewer
June 14th 2021


14528 Comments


Disappointed the site hasn’t been bombed by day old, disgruntled accounts yet.

Lucman
June 14th 2021


5281 Comments


It's so boring. There is nothing here lol

tinathefatlard
June 14th 2021


1830 Comments


When my ex asked me if I wanted to work it out, I remembered that she chose a Maroon 5 concert over prime Minus The Bear.

You must be an illusion

ian b
Contributing Reviewer
June 14th 2021


2031 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

aw man if i knew this was coming out i woulda ripped it a new one. good shit though, this is quite the evisceration i would've expected to see from really anybody, but you (in a good way, yr a wholesome fella,) tore this apart in a way unlike any i've seen from you in a while holy shit lol. great review

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DivergentThinking
Contributing Reviewer
June 14th 2021


10716 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

For sure. That entire first paragraph is gold

rodrigo90
June 14th 2021


6921 Comments


When my ex asked me if I wanted to work it out, I remembered that she chose a Maroon 5 concert over prime Minus The Bear.

Yikes

Purpl3Spartan
June 14th 2021


742 Comments


Beautiful stuff Sowing. Tempted to check this for a much needed free 1 but idk man

Sabrutin
June 14th 2021


7765 Comments


Year-end lists could use one more flowery entry tho I guess. If it's both good and bad albums, that is



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