Album Rating: 1.0

I'm morbidly curious to check this out because a few of my friends are fans but I do not have high expectations at all. "Bang!" is an abomination

Album Rating: 0.5

^ there are a few “so bad it’s good” moments, so you’ll at least be entertained

I still believe we can get this to a 1.1 :]

I don't know a single human being who actually enjoys this group. Even Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons had at least one decent album under their belt before nosediving into unparalleled levels of awful.

Album Rating: 1.0

^and even ID had a few good singles afterwards (although their debut is their only full album I've heard)



@zeleni I believe this was at a 1.1 at one point :3



@YoYo right, here goes...!!!



EDIT: I am already having regrets



EDIT 2: this opener is dragging *checks runtime* oh it's only been a minute and a half and there's three left



EDIT 3: ONE DAY you'll be out of touch?



EDIT 4: ok credit where it's due, the instrument morphing is kinda neat



EDIT 5: look I hate losing my socks too but if you're going to travel the fucking world to find them then you need to readjust your priorities... that being said, backtracking a tad, I honestly didn't mind "My Play" at all. "Joe" and this song are rubbish though



EDIT 6: if you need proof that there is no god, then it lies in the fact that "Bang!" was a #1 hit on a Billboard chart



EDIT 7: "Bang!" is bad enough to get a second update, song just gave me a headache



EDIT 8: "I had a girlfriend who was 28 when I was 8th grade" NOPE NOPE NOPE WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS NO NEED TO PUT THAT IN A CUTESY SONG



EDIT 9: "World's Smallest Violin" is something of a guilty pleasure... objectively it's not very good but I got a nice chuckle out of it



EDIT 10: @tectactoe either that or the new Weezer lol



EDIT 11: "the sheep all died" ok this album's stupidity has officially worked to its advantage if only for a fleeting moment



EDIT 12: unexpectedly difficult album to rate, at least off the bat - it flew by because I was having so much fun talking shit about it :D I'm teetering between a 1 and a 1.5, I want to go with the latter because there is a small portion of genuinely interesting/funny material on here but it is buried under so much shit



EDIT 13: decided on a 1 for now and it brought the average back down to a 1.1, y'all are welcome

is the album title a play on OK Computer? lmao

This makes me want to quit listening to music

It's amazing how this band is capable to combine the most annoying music cliches. It sounds so... corporate. Like it's some stock music made specially for ads.

*insert is this onerepublic/train/imagine dragons meme*

Album Rating: 1.0

no, this is patrick

“AJR”

More like

“Gay gay ass”

Got em

Album Rating: 2.5

It's fun if you pull the stick out of your ass.



I say that as someone who has always loathed this band. Accept them for what they are and it's fine, even charming

Album Rating: 1.0

Not sure why I would want to accept this for what it is, tbh

"Our first real exposure to the tracklist is single “Bummerland”, which hasn’t aged well. That’s to be expected, since it never should have been born"

ho what a burn. Great review.

Album Rating: 0.5

thanks dawg : )

'every song sounds like Trumpets by Jason Derulo'

Never realized this before. It sounds like they based their whole sound as a band on this one, terrible song

It's almost impressive how insanely low the average is on this

damn andrew jackson jihad really went to shit after the namechange huh

Album Rating: 1.5

curiosity got the best of me and I checked this out. soulless vapid garbage but not entirely cringe-inducing pain like Tones and I or Psychosexual so it's not the absolute worst



someone on RYM called this "funko pop rock" lmao

from what i saw their previous album cover has them looking like funko pops