Sufjan Stevens The Ascension
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Slex
September 28th 2020


15604 Comments


God that really does sound bad hahahaha, sorry man

I only listened to this once but I was stoned off my ass and remember like 30% of what happened

Ryus
September 28th 2020


34236 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"This is like Danse Manatee, Everything Now, and King of Limbs had a threesome."



two of those albums rule

Cygnatti
September 28th 2020


35827 Comments


geez, not Everything Now...

cold
September 28th 2020


6714 Comments


"This is like Danse Manatee, Everything Now, and King of Limbs had a threesome. King of Limbs shoots a load on the back of Everything Now but Everything Now impregnates Danse Manatee and this is the weird baby that comes of all of it. That’s how literally bad this sounds to me."

log off

WatchItExplode
September 28th 2020


10356 Comments


Is this was actually good and you were stoned you would have enjoyed it

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3537 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

“I only listened to this once but I was stoned off my ass and remember like 30% of what happened”

If you listen to this sober, it will be about the same result, but probably less.

I’m still trying to figure out how these songs left the studio. Sufjan surely wouldn’t approve of this trash would he? I would hope not.

Cygnatti
September 28th 2020


35827 Comments


"imo 1s don’t need to be justified. all music starts at 0 (or a 1 via sput’s rating system) and builds up. if it fails to ascend, then a 1 it is"

imo imo music starts at around 2.5/5 or so but in most cases for me, it stays right there hehe ;)

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3537 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

^that is actually a good approach. Going into this with a 2.5 isn’t outlandish. It’s just the other shit I had to sit through made my stomach turn.

Demon of the Fall
September 28th 2020


30864 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Get outta here with the TKOL blasphemy.

I just wish this album was about half the length. The darker and more ambient moments are enjoyable, but it's does descend into a confusing and inconsistent mess at times. Die Happy is really good and I dig the opener.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 28th 2020


70163 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Albums start at no rating and then they become rated

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 28th 2020


47302 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

albums start not being made and then the artist makes them imo

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 28th 2020


70163 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

No they start at a 1 and then they are made

Jots
Emeritus
September 28th 2020


7528 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

albums start me up, and then they never stop

Tunaboy45
September 28th 2020


18271 Comments


Enjoying this quite a bit

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2020


9041 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It is very pleasant to listen to.

Ryus
September 28th 2020


34236 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"geez, not Everything Now..."



yeah the other two

dedex
Staff Reviewer
September 28th 2020


12539 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

that rating distribution is hectic

ABjordanMM
September 28th 2020


1755 Comments


Sugar is such a welcome relief from that hectic middle section lol

anat
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2020


5453 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

So I actually think the singles are the stronger cuts here, the album as a whole is nauseatingly self indulgent. Adz remains his best

DDDeftoneDDD
September 28th 2020


21715 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol strong Summary



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