Album Rating: 3.0

The music just isn't strong enough to compensate for her complete lack of charisma.



It's like the opposite of Lady Gaga where she has so much charisma it compensates for the fact that she has never written a good song in her entire life

Album Rating: 3.0

It's a bit gross that that's how it goes in pop, but it is what it is.

that Lady Gaga comparison is spot on

Album Rating: 3.0

Gaga is a terrible songwriter and a terrible dancer











































And an amazing pop star and performer

Album Rating: 3.0

this album is pretty solid except



"I know that there will be a man

Around to save the day

And that was sarcasm

In case you needed it mansplained

I should've stuck to ballet"



what the actual fuck is this verse

Album Rating: 3.0

Woke

iconic

Album Rating: 3.0

"y'know margaret thatcher DID have girl power 🧐”

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

I think we're all better off pretending that track doesn't exist

I'd pay good money to see her knuckle key punch some dude.

Album Rating: 2.0

physical is gr8

Album Rating: 3.5

regarding her stage charisma, i feel like she's working on it. Compare the hilariously devoid of emotion performance of New Rules at the BRIT awards to Don't Start Now at the MTV awards, there's a sea of difference



Anyways Cool, Levitating, and Physical are the best cuts on this

You say you like Physical, but what you really mean is Oblivion by Grimes

Album Rating: 3.5

no because i don't like vocalists that sound like chipmunks

As opposed to vocalists that sound like... nothing?

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah

My first memory of hearing Dua Lipa was in a bar, Hotter than Hell was on and I thought it was Rihanna for the whole song until I heard it again a few days later on the radio and Scott Mills said "Dua Lipa". It's the Sia problem, she's good at sounding like anyone but herself.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Dua Lipa sounds and looks like an artificially constructed pop-star in a lab made for wide mass appeal

Well, whoever designed her made a really fine fucking job.

Album Rating: 4.0

Wow genuinely had no idea how popular she was at all