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DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2019


15644 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

review is also great btw chan

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sharkmsc
August 31st 2019


246 Comments


Life is short and most of the things you think matter or are told matter don't truly matter. All that really does is the personal discovery and rediscovery of purpose, or lack thereof. Fuck it, I love you

mrend55
August 31st 2019


47 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Venice Bitch is amazing, but not really enjoying the rest of the album. Has she done anything like VB in the past?

WatchItExplode
August 31st 2019


7098 Comments


Last page concludes with "Hell yes Lana".

We should consider that for a moment.

Bhurke
August 31st 2019


50 Comments


I’m just some random ass guy with barely any comments on this site nobody will gaf

fogza
August 31st 2019


327 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Pondered it awhile, and I concur with Bhurke's general "hell yeahness" for Lana's latest.

Marython
August 31st 2019


9 Comments


lolz users tryna talk all scientific and smart n shit on a Lana thread, this truly made my day

fogza
August 31st 2019


327 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Is Bartender about stalkers or paparazzi (unless you consider them the same thing)? Nevertheless, it's a well written review despite me not agreeing with it.

Marython
August 31st 2019


9 Comments


the review should have been one sentence

"this bitch is fine, listen to this when you want to masturbate or if you stuck in an elevator and its on repeat"

budgie
August 31st 2019


12987 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

what if you have a phobia of elevators and only ever use stairs

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Marython
August 31st 2019


9 Comments


what if you cant comprehend a sentence and try and make a "metoo" moment about it to get attention? flowerfaggot

budgie
August 31st 2019


12987 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i can't even tell if that was supposed to be a rip on me

WhiteNoise
August 31st 2019


3646 Comments


Quite possibly the most boring album I’ve heard this year.

LaughingSkull
August 31st 2019


613 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I find this review much more agreeable than the other one. In fact, I am in complete agreement with it!

Only thing off is that rating seems a bit high, not because I disagree with it, but because the review seems too critical for it. It reads like it wants to give a ~2.7 or so.

BrushedRed
September 3rd 2019


3172 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Well that P4k 9.4 came out of nowhere lol

Sinternet
September 3rd 2019


20303 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

They've been hyping this album up for like a year hardly unexpected but correct regardless.

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BrushedRed
September 3rd 2019


3172 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Way too many lounge piano ballads for my liking. I think a few would’ve been good, but when over half the album consists of them, I got a bit bored and couldn’t tell one apart from the other. The pre-release buzz had me hyped but I was a bit disappointed. Still enjoyed but expected way better. Glad she’s getting some praise though. She’s been a bit overdue, but 9.4 is way too much. But whatevs

Dewinged
Contributing Reviewer
September 3rd 2019


16651 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Twas' alright.



Venice Bitch is a jam though.

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WatchItExplode
September 3rd 2019


7098 Comments


I tried to warn everyone about the over hype but no y'all done gone and broke the site.

InFlamesWeThrash666
September 3rd 2019


9167 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Venice Bitch is nice but this is pretty boring overall

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