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joshieboy
December 20th 2018


6473 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I was ready to end it all if l heard Closer on the radio one more time.

MarsKid
Contributing Reviewer
December 20th 2018


8876 Comments


SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

How anyone thought that chorus had any kind of attractive flow astounds me

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Slex
December 20th 2018


6198 Comments


I negged this because it complimented Closer and I fully have no regrets

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DivergentThinking
December 20th 2018


6226 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I have no regrets about enjoying Closer, even if I've otherwise disliked these guys :]

Slex
December 20th 2018


6198 Comments


It doesn't help that I can't stand Halsey at all either (I think that's who's in that song right?)

Also I was kidding tho I didn't neg lol

DivergentThinking
December 20th 2018


6226 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah. Halsey sucks (or at least her solo stuff)



And I'm aware, lol... the neg was literally right after I posted the review

Slex
December 20th 2018


6198 Comments


To be fair, praising these lads was a risky gambit

DivergentThinking
December 20th 2018


6226 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm also very aware of that. Believe me, I was definitely on the hate bandwagon regarding this duo's previous work. And maybe I'm completely alone on how much I enjoy this... but whatever, I feel what I feel

Lucman
December 20th 2018


2111 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Closer is bad but when that selfie song exists I can't call it the worst thing.

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MarsKid
Contributing Reviewer
December 20th 2018


8876 Comments


Your rating isn't my rating, NEGGED.

joshieboy
December 20th 2018


6473 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This band writes songs for weirdo tumblr girls

TheWonderSoFar
December 20th 2018


3706 Comments


“Closer” bangs you fucking losers get the musical elitist stick out of your ass. That beat is infectious af

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Slex
December 20th 2018


6198 Comments


I have a visceral hate for it and I really love infectious/fun pop music so idk

TheWonderSoFar
December 20th 2018


3706 Comments


I usually don’t like it at all but god damnit that one everything just works for me as far as stupid pop goes. Halsey sounded good there for probably the only time in her life, only time the guy(s?) didn’t sound like ass, that beat is glorious especially the drop. Epitome of fun pop

MarsKid
Contributing Reviewer
December 20th 2018


8876 Comments


The beat is obnoxious and plastic, factory-made and rolled out off of an assembly line. Everything about that song is generic. Songs like that get a pass for being "fun," but all that really does to me is cheapen what a truly "fun" track is. It's like calling the Transformers movies fun but also calling something like Hot Fuzz fun. To put those in the same conversation under the same blanket term means little sense.

And hey, it's close to midnight which means I start rambling, woooooo

Slex
December 20th 2018


6198 Comments


Preach bb

goblinilbog
December 21st 2018


673 Comments


For real though Closer is a banger and I really enjoy it. Perfect song for summer/fall of 2016

TheWonderSoFar
December 21st 2018


3706 Comments


The transformer movies aren’t even fun tho they’re just trash

joshieboy
December 21st 2018


6473 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Closer is fucking trash stop lying to yourselves

WeepinnWillow
December 22nd 2018


252 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Band sucks but the review's good

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