Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army
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DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
February 11th 2019


15628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"Lady Gaga's song "Joanne" was released on her album Joanne in 2016, but won 2019s best pop solo performance"



yeah, that kind of stuff always blows my mind, and makes the industry look creatively bankrupt.

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Metalrain
February 11th 2019


618 Comments


Reminds of that time Dave Mustaine went to the awards and called the band who played there trash cause of how shitty they played Master of Puppets.

garas
February 11th 2019


1760 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Fuck this band.

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DivergentThinking
February 11th 2019


6226 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"It's whatever, the Grammys have been a joke for ages. They've sucked before I was even alive; see Jethro Tull beating Metallica in 1989 for the hard rock/heavy metal trophy for reference."



Not just Metallica, but they also beat Jane's Addiction too for Nothing's Shocking. That's double failure right there... and it wouldn't be so bad if that was even one of the better Jethro Tull albums, but it's easily one of the duller records in their discog

Scheumke
February 13th 2019


1109 Comments


Music is taste, but I think we can all agree that some people's tastes are further developed than others. Year after year I hope the committees of these shitshow's (grammy's, oscars, you name it) have finally included more people with taste, and every year I'm let down.

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veninblazer
February 13th 2019


10076 Comments


"Not just Metallica, but they also beat Jane's Addiction too for Nothing's Shocking."
O U C H

Dimorphic
May 1st 2019


988 Comments


The only joke here is the amount of 1-1.5 ratings. The music's nowhere near as bad as you guys are making out. So what if they sound like Zeppelin? It's called influence. Hell, even imitation isn't a bad thing if it's born out of respect. You don't see OSDM revival bands getting shit on due to paying homage to their favourites in their music, and not furthering the genre of death metal itself.

Making claims like "this is a thinly veiled attempt for a bunch of young dudes trying to profit off of Soccer Dads who want to be reminded of Zeppelin is straight up whack and dumb, and
whoever said that should get tested for Downs syndrome tbh.

For context, I'm no fanboy of this band. I heard like 2 songs and thought they were pretty cool. Nowhere near a 1.

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Sevengill
May 1st 2019


9265 Comments


Every song I've heard is a boring jam in two or three chords, and the singer tries to spice things up by yodeling or someshit. It's just not fun, exciting, or even interesting.

WeepinnWillow
May 1st 2019


750 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

He's a shit singer and this band desperately wants to be Led Zeppelin. there is no influence, just straight up bootlegging.

kenji505
May 1st 2019


31 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"Every song I've heard is a boring jam in two or three chords, and the singer tries to spice things up by yodeling or someshit. It's just not fun, exciting, or even interesting."



yeah they were at lollapalooza the other day at my country and i walked side the stage like 3 times and all i could hear was him screaming OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MAMAAA all the time

Sevengill
May 1st 2019


9265 Comments


sounds like he's got a complex

Deathconscious
May 2nd 2019


22168 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The whole band is definitely a bunch of narcissistic douchebags, theres no way theyre not.

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Casavir
May 2nd 2019


3691 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"Every song I've heard is a boring jam in two or three chords, and the singer tries to spice things up by yodeling or someshit."



Guy thinks he's Thijs van Leer or some shit.

Sevengill
May 2nd 2019


9265 Comments


Hocus Pocus came up as a search result when I punched Greta Van Fleet into youtube -____-

Kompys2000
May 2nd 2019


3140 Comments


Fuck this band. Sick of talentless chuds cobbling together some vague, surface-level approximation of an actually good band's sound and actually being able to make a career out of it. Same as every bland generic indie band trying to be Mac Demarco, just with a slightly different target audience.

SitarHero
Contributing Reviewer
May 2nd 2019


10629 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

To be fair, they have talent.

kalkwiese
May 2nd 2019


4012 Comments


Is this worth a listen even if it ends in hate-listening?

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
May 2nd 2019


15628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

no

butt.
May 2nd 2019


4759 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

realistically, this isn't as bad as most people here act like and it isn't as good as mainstream audiences think. it's derivative as fuck, but the kids are talented

alamo
May 2nd 2019


1730 Comments


talented is a strong word though

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