Album Rating: 4.0

Vaxis 2 is the only Coheed album that I actually don't give a shit about and that makes me sad. 16 years with the band and I should be growing with them instead of... the other way around.

Album Rating: 3.0

To be kind of fair, getting into the band 16 years ago would mean you got into them just after their peak. They've been around a long time and bands tend not to get better as they go on (that's not a hard rule but a generalization). Coheed could have called it quits or stopped releasing new music following The Afterman and I don't think we'd really be missing anything significant.

Album Rating: 4.0

My apologizes. I came into them in 05, but either way, it was at their zenith. I'm not holding my breath for the next three albums.

Album Rating: 3.0

My brother insists that this is their best and basically he's smoking meth

Album Rating: 3.9

This album is such a bloated cornball and oh boy I live for it

Album Rating: 5.0

God how did they fuck up Vaxis 2 so badly?

Album Rating: 3.0

Even for late era Coheed Ascension tops this pretty handily

Album Rating: 4.0

Ascension has better highlights for sure! But I think both albums are equally good listens.