Awww, man. This was a hilarious read. I especially liked the part where you said you weren't going to attack her on her age after doing just that for the 3 paragraphs and two sentences leading up to it. Have a pos.

"Review kinda reminds me of Mark Prindle, so have a pos."

lol, that's exactly what I was thinking

Hey at least she gave us Hung Up

Better than the last Tool album

"Not only is her vagina broken, she has the sex appeal of a shark attack. What does that have to do with the album you ask" Everything."
"As if the song along wasn’t bad enough, the video shows Madonna’s true self. A slut."
easily the worst review i've read in a long time
women can sing about sex and it is not inherently bad
*old* women can sing about sex and it is not inherently bad
being a sexist *is* inherently bad

@Space - Probably.

I do find it amusing that he plays the "relevance" card with one of the most influential popstars of all time yet his favourite band hasn't released anything in 12 years (or anything good ever)

"i'm not going to attack her for her age"

...he says, going on to attack her for her age

classy stuff here

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the third paragraph reads like an 80 year old woman who's upset because she can't understand that the world has transitioned to a different moral standard than when she was a kid and getting spanked by her father for wearing a skirt that went above her ankles

I understand what you are getting at, because at a certain point sex appeal just does not sell music (although for me, it's never something I really care about in music) but it still sounds more like you're angry that she isn't as sexy as you want her to be at the age of 57. I am sure, that as an angry 43 year old self-professed Tool fan, you do not have a third of the sex appeal she currently has.

Yikes, I get what you are saying but you don't have to call my boy Aiwaz ugly.

"I am sure, that as an angry 43 year old self-professed Tool fan, you do not have a third of the sex appeal she currently has."

Have you heard him play guitar though

@SoccerRiot His review of American Life is priceless ;D

His review of Black Metal by Venom is one of my favorites

"Did you hear that? He just said 'SUMMON THE DEAD'"

I haven't bloc
Also I we all ugly lets be real

I've come to terms with my ugliness.

I mean, it still sucks. But I've come to terms with it.

LADIES, PLEASE
one at a time

His reviews of late-period Kinks albums made me laugh more than once


"Is my head broken or does the last song fade out incredibly quickly all of a sudden in the middle of a chorus? The hell's up with that? Were the guys late for a "Worst Band Ever" award ceremony or something?"

The irony is not lost on me, SoccerRiot.