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Trebor.
Emeritus
June 30th 2017


59827 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"I hardly think anything you give a 3.5 warrants "prepare for disappointment" as the summary."



a drop off from 5 to 3.5 is quite disappointing. Very often the most disappointing albums are still good

Pangea
July 1st 2017


10508 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

This is growing on me a bit. The t/t is a great closer

Tunaboy45
July 1st 2017


18421 Comments


They were never going to be able to live up to the standard they've set for themselves but for what it is, it's a solid album

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
July 1st 2017


10072 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Agreed, it's fine, solid album, but it's not the future is cancelled by any means

Hep Kat
July 1st 2017


1231 Comments


treb u rlyrly need to stop reviewing anything related to punk music because you just aren't good at it, dude. reason why can be summed quite handily when you make declarations such as:

"The previously unknown four-piece from Scranton, PA shocked the punk world in 2013 when they dropped The Future is Cancelled, with its technically impressive but never wanky guitar work, and hauntingly heavy lyrics dealing with alcoholism, Catholic guilt, death, and depression being quickly declared as a modern punk masterpiece because of its ability to somehow be equal parts fun and depressing"

Malarkey tumblrcore opinions held by no one I know with bars inked on their person, so to speak

ashcrash9
Contributing Reviewer
July 1st 2017


3347 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

just change "punk" to "pop punk" and it's not really wrong

but that's a whole other can of worms

Slex
July 1st 2017


16519 Comments


Hey hep
Shut up

rodrigo90
July 2nd 2017


7387 Comments


Trying year is sooooooooo cool

Feather
July 3rd 2017


10087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Chillll Hep. Great review. Rating is fairly accurate, but I never thought their first album was 5 worthy at all so I can't say I'm nearly as disappointed as everyone else seems to be.

Feather
July 3rd 2017


10087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Also thanks for reminding me about Bobby's solo work, I totally forgot about it because its not on spotify

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
July 5th 2017


8320 Comments


how is this under best new music? why

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
July 5th 2017


10072 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

dunno. shouldn't be.

ashcrash9
Contributing Reviewer
July 6th 2017


3347 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

because staff reviewed it with a 3.5 or higher?



pretty sure that's the only criteria, or at least something similar

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
July 6th 2017


10072 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

surely its more complex? otherwise everything sowing reviews would get best new music, and I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
July 8th 2017


802 Comments


these guys are from my hometown. TFiC is a masterpiece. this is meh

Deathconscious
July 8th 2017


27347 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i only ever listen to like half the songs.

CzechyGuy
July 9th 2017


179 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

after some time, i figured that the title track just might be one of my favorite songs ever

Clumseee
July 17th 2017


1815 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

3.3 yikes.

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
July 17th 2017


10072 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

3.3 seems a tad hard, but pretty much on the money (unfortunately)

Conmaniac
July 17th 2017


27676 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

3.5 seems fair to me



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