The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open
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VaxXi
April 8th 2017


4418 Comments


It's the most tolerable thing they've done to date, for sure.

silentstar
April 8th 2017


2528 Comments


Paris has legitimately been my jam for a while, so it's kinda frustrating to see them make songs like the coldplay one when they can do better than the typical obnoxious beatdrop during the chorus

Orb
April 8th 2017


9341 Comments


this is so terrible even a 1 feels like too high of a rating

MarsKid
Emeritus
April 8th 2017


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Nice review, sums up my feeling for these guys in general.



Would like to see Sint's 2.5 review as well

Kusangii
April 8th 2017


6343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Giving this 2.5 is as generous as giving food to a starving child

MarsKid
Emeritus
April 8th 2017


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I think this is pre shit ofc but I like different perspectives, helps the world go 'round

ziroth
April 9th 2017


1260 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Them shoehorning in variations of the word "fuck" into Bloodstream is pretty hilarious. It doesn't even fit the rhythm, it's like they just think it is somehow necessary. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. Are they just there to get bleeped on the radio? So strange.

hasan
April 9th 2017


988 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

hoped it was good pop CD but it is not the score is low on a lot of pages on the site

Snide
April 9th 2017


7050 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I love catchy pop

I love catchy EDM

I love fun, mindless shit.

This is not catchy pop

This is not catchy EDM

This is not fun, attempts not to be mindless, but still ends up being shit.

wwf
April 9th 2017


7198 Comments


yeah no amount of drugs would make this thing more fun

EphemeralEternity
April 9th 2017


4342 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

the rouge 3'er

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1093309.jpg

LoLifant
April 9th 2017


1571 Comments


The few parts responsible for the added 0.5 are probably stolen anyway, just like parts of Closer and Don't Let Me Down, which they copy in all of their songs anyway. lol

rodrigo90
April 9th 2017


7387 Comments


Hey check out the video Richard Patrick uploaded in facebook, he makes fun of the chainsmokers singer doing playback. It's hilarious

trackbytrackreviews
April 11th 2017


3469 Comments


sustained its position at No. 1 on the Billboards for a record breaking 26 weeks


12 weeks

VaxXi
April 11th 2017


4418 Comments


Oh shit, i mixed numbers up. Thanks!

xfearbefore
April 12th 2017


2036 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Saw someone mention their big song "Closer" the other day and assumed they were talking about the Nine Inch Nails song, found out they weren't, and figured what the hell I'll give this popular new song a look.



I regret it. I regret it all. Someone said this was EDM. This is not EDM. This is a really bad mix of pop and R&B with some synthesizers. Glad to see the Hot 100 is still something I don't have to bother with at all.

AlexMichels
April 12th 2017


44 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

not listening to this horse shit lol

synthstreaks2
April 13th 2017


38 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This is just as I expected except for the fact that this feels like listening to Closer 12x times. I am glad I escaped this album because I didn't want to listen to the rest from the first 2 tracks

rodrigo90
April 13th 2017


7387 Comments


I miss the early 2000 where post-punk revival was a trend now shitty electronic music is the new fad. Sad...

rodrigo90
April 13th 2017


7387 Comments


I actually didn't listen to the album but judging from the comments here, the only place where this guys music works is in a disco.



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