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zakalwe
March 9th 2017


38817 Comments


Who the hell was in these cars? Offers of puppies and sweets me thinks tuna old son

Tunaboy45
March 9th 2017


18421 Comments


the man said he'd show me his puppies if I kept quiet

Tunaboy45
March 9th 2017


18421 Comments


that's why I hate Ed Sheeran so much, associate him with the trauma of not getting to see little Spaniels

zakalwe
March 9th 2017


38817 Comments


Bet you had a cockupya spaniel

Tunaboy45
March 9th 2017


18421 Comments


he said something about 'sausage' and 'doggy' too but I can't remember much and I don't think he was talking about dachshunds

zakalwe
March 9th 2017


38817 Comments


This sort of fucking shit makes me sick. It's become part of the norm to pass this off as 'alright' or the sap to have 'potential' (daggers at you tuna)

Take it for what is is. Inoffensive, amalgamated bullshit for the dumb cunts. Just when I thought people were beginning to wake up there's another blast of incapacitant to keep us all docile.



EphemeralEternity
March 9th 2017


4342 Comments


fact is most people do not particularly care for/appreciate music, beyond the anodyne disposable trash thats fed to them on the radio. They view music from a completely different complexion than we who actually actively listen and deconstruct music take.
For many It's just the background noise to other activities partying or jogging, nothing more. Then again there are definitely areas which they have knowledge/interest that i'm clueless about like cars or fishing or whatever the fuck.
It's just unfortunate that the radio panders to these people and vice versa and we're forced to sit there and shake our heads.

Tunaboy45
March 9th 2017


18421 Comments


Couldn't have said it better myself zak and really when it comes to pop you could so much worse.

On a less depressing note Mogwai's new album is pretty much finished so we have that to look forward to

AmericanFlagAsh
March 10th 2017


13256 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yikesssss this is worse than I thought

zakalwe
March 10th 2017


38817 Comments


Same dude. I mean I knew it was going to be fucking awful but sheesh. I can't believe I even gave it the 30secs it didn't deserve.

AmericanFlagAsh
March 10th 2017


13256 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"He's got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached

Owns every single Ministry CD

Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means

But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me"



Jesus Christ the lyrics on here are so bad, what the actual fuck

talktothehead
March 10th 2017


2620 Comments


he looks fucking creepy on his debut


EphemeralEternity
March 10th 2017


4342 Comments


lmao @ the git with a heinz ketchup tattoo on his bicep criticizing other people ink

AmericanFlagAsh
March 10th 2017


13256 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Nooooo lmao

zakalwe
March 10th 2017


38817 Comments


Does he say arsehole or asshole? If it's the former at least he hasn't completely sold out. I'll bump me rating.

GhandhiLion
March 10th 2017


17641 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

come on AmericanFlagAsh, 1 it. You know you want to.

rabidfish
March 10th 2017


8690 Comments


I am grateful of the days I've spent without knowledge of the existence of Ed Sheeran...

These are dark, dark days indeed.

FullOfSounds
March 10th 2017


15821 Comments


So sorry rabidfish

JWT155
March 10th 2017


14948 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Dark days indeed

anat
Contributing Reviewer
March 10th 2017


5745 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

pitchfork's review of this is great



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