but snide makes dyke pussies wet

he's right u know

Album Rating: 2.5

i would've thought emo chicks would like it harder

Album Rating: 1.0

Do you know how you were made

Terrible 'review', reads like a step-by-step recipe for making bad music rather than a review of it.

review is like a brainstorming session that repeats itself a lot. maybe it's trying to channel the feeling of the album, like a meta-review. guys this could be big.

the single, lonely music theory name-drop is amusing.

unlike some reviewers, you write coherent sentences, so not all is lost. try organizing the review by topic, maybe -- what works? how does this compare to the band's other albums? which musicians stand out or hold it back?

Album Rating: 3.5

"i would've thought emo chicks would like it harder"



Depends entirely on whether we're talking about scene emo, emo emo, goth emo, etc

THIS IS A FAMILY

Album Rating: 3.0

Yea Dalton writes very well

Snide/Mala/Dalton is Sputnik's resident devil's advocate

enjoys the tinnitus album?

Album Rating: 1.0

Don't dis them sine waves my man

yeah but the stuff we listen to esoteric, underappreciated genius that channels the essential characteristics of loneliness and introspection through vast expanses of soul-cleansing, meditative soundscapes

and such a person we might call a "fool."

im emo

good for you

thanks

this might be worth a read for you, seven

https://expressions-of-interest.com/2016/10/28/yeah-we-get-it-you-dont-like-music/

sweet. will read. don't know why you called me seven tho

cause you occupy seven separate orifices of my body