The Agonist Five
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PortalofPerfection
October 5th 2016


3299 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Goddamn wtf happened to this band :[



Prisoners was so good.

Jetrix
November 4th 2016


9 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I really liked the album and I may the only person here that had not heard anything previously by this band. I thought the singing and the guitar riffs were outstanding! I completely disagree with the main review.

EvoHavok
November 4th 2016


8083 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Not a 1, yeah. Now go listen to Prisoners.

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
November 20th 2016


26625 Comments


hey guys remember when these guys were tolerable

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 15th 2016


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Fucking lol



I just realized what's under the recommended albums panel.



Good shit.

Ebola
December 19th 2016


4546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

lot that average

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 20th 2016


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Quality music here

Ebola
December 24th 2016


4546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

This is still the worst metal album of the year by a significant margin. The production on here baffles me.

Devastator
April 28th 2017


4424 Comments


There's been a intense war of words going on between the band and Alissa in the past few days and idk which side to believe.

Pon
Emeritus
April 28th 2017


6064 Comments


I'll believe Alissa because the band seem like proper shitcunts

christhjian
April 29th 2017


715 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Alissa isn't the most likable person also imo. I saw some drama bs as well somewhere, didn't look into it much.

rabidkoala
June 7th 2017


4 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I read some of the gushing reviews. I'll admit that Eye of Providence was my intro to this band, so I don't know what their previous output sounds like, but Five is hot garbage. What happened to Vicky's voice? She sounded fine on the band's first outing with her. Here, she struggles to do even the most basic growl, and her cleans suck, too. The instrumentation is also more pedestrian. My wife is a huge fan of female-fronted metal bands, and even she hated it.

Ebola
June 15th 2019


4546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

excited to review the new one

MarsKid
Emeritus
June 17th 2019


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

You know you have to

Devastator
June 17th 2019


4424 Comments


First single did not instill confidence.

BladeRunner
May 14th 2023


603 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

RIP band

DaveyMonsoon
August 2nd 2023


1144 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Wow, this is really rough to get through. I think I checked out halfway through. Who's idea was it to have a near-six minute ballad completely devoid of anything that barely changes the entire way through followed by an almost three minute long interlude, and why is everything so much quieter than the vocals? I really want to know the thought process behind making this album.

Edit: Alas, against my bitter judgment I finished the whole thing, and it didn't really get any better. This really didn't need to be as long as it was. Fitting that it ends with a cover of Take Me to Church because I think I need God after getting through this album. Shoutouts to the guitarist in the music video with the Devin shirt, though.



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