Just saw a guy on the street in New York with a Dream Theater 'The Astonishing' T-shirt on. I went up to him, he was excited, and recognized me. I asked him ''What's with the shirt?'' if he's such a big fan of mine, Why would he support an album that I wasn't even on? He was all apologetic. ''Mr. PornToy, please, I'm such a big fan! I didn't mean any disrespect! My Grandma bought me the shirt!'' Unfortunately, it didn't save his punk ass. I annihilated him right there on the fucking spot. Shoved a drum stick up his ass, and went to get some coffee.