Well that opinion seems pretty well echoed, so there might be some validity to it

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah I can't say how you can call it awful. Definitely see the boring side, but I kind of like it that way, it makes great relaxation music.

Album Rating: 4.5

Exactly, she's someone you just sit back and listen to, which this is ideal for. She's clearly built on the atmosphere aspect of her sound with this album.

Liking the Shakespeare reference my man.

Nice review, an interesting read.
I'll have a listen to the song-links you posted and see if they peak my interest.

Album Rating: 3.5

Fuck, this is a good review.

Album Rating: 4.0

enough dicksucking already. he won't make you contribs.

why u bitter tho, laughingskull?

how do you relax to boring music it makes no sense

Just read the review, and it's really fucking good. So, Arcade def deserves the props for this one.

Album Rating: 2.0

felt physically tired after abt half of this

Phenomenal review, Arcade.

Album Rating: 4.0

yeye, enough already. The review is correctly describing the music, but is inaccurate in its evaluation of the album's themes.

The biggest error in judgment comes from the statement that Honeymoon never reaches resolution and just keeps on being miserable and self-hating.

If you listen to songs like Freak, 24 and the final track (although a cover), you can clearly hear something like redemption and... triumph. There's definitely a progression compared to the previous two albums.

If BTD was the ramblings of an indolent and immature narcissist basking in delusions of grandeur, imagining herself in various future roles, and if Ultraviolence was the nadir, the absolute zero of possible human existence, Honeymoon has definitely moved on to a more concrete sense of self. Lana is slowly, very slowly, coming to peace with herself.

So, you're wrong initially, but are right at the end, when you say that Honeymoon has opened the door for an even better next album.

yea basically he's right when he's praising lana but he's wrong when he feels she didn't do everything right in the album agreed

Album Rating: 2.0

lmfaooo

the voting spread on this is insane.

there is no way in hell that this isn't terrible tbh but i will be checking it out for kicks

Album Rating: 4.0

^its wonderful. Probably my favorite pop album this year. Her songs always sound so cinematic.

Album Rating: 2.0

It's wonderful if you like drab pop that is so one-noted it hurts. This all just blends together into a mush of meh vocals and weak instrumentation that acts like its majestically cinematic, but in reality just tries to cover up the fact that this album is a sleeping pill incarnate. You prob won't dig this potsy

Album Rating: 2.0

limp bizkit is more cinematic than this

yeah Lana Del Rey is actually painfully bad

her entire persona is so vapid and contrived and she puts on this illusion of depth and insight through plagiarizing other peoples ideas and words and turning them into really bad musical short films that try to distract you by eclipsing the substance with 'style' and trying to be socially progressive with really forced gimmicks like pigeon-holing a black albino into her work, its really all very off putting to the highest degree of gag-reflex triggering

also her music is bad and her voice is annoying